Stern Show How many times do we need to hear the same story

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  1. Sloppyjoe

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    Wig recycling his stupid fucking baby wipe / wiping routine story?

    Every 6 months it seems we need to hear about how he wipes and shimmys around to the sink etc.

    New shtick needed asap
     
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    It's either that or you can hear about some wild and crazy happening at jimmy and Molly's pool party or how irritating it was to film AGT
     
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    Rectal itch!
     
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    New schtick needed ASAP


    Me too....:dontknow:

    All i got is monster moose. That thing is so bloody redundant i have nothing to work with.
    :whythelongface?:

    F mutt
     
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    I heard that in the car a few minutes ago. So forced, so played out. He stretched out that bit for what seemed like hours. Fucking ponderous.

    Also, "tuchush".

    Edited to add: I used to guffaw at Wig's description of his bathroom habits. ugh.
     
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  7. PI Nate

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    And PP stories. :facepalm:
     
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    The cavalry's not riding in to save the show. This is it. It's not changing. :secret:
     
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    I read your sn and now I have that adam sandler lunchlady song stuck in my head. Thanks.
     
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    I was sitting at a train crossing in downtown Seattle 20min ago and heard it. I had to make sure I wasn't listening to 101 and a old show. When I realized it was from today I actually said out loud " fucking asshole" in reference to wig
     
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    And this, my friends, is why he needs real support players -- NOT Robin and Benjy. Without people like the back office staff, S-John, Jackie, Artie, ancillary shows to glean content from and in-studio bits, he is out of material.

    When Artie left he said 'Look, we love Artie but I can talk for four hours without anyone in that chair -- I don't need anyone else to do the show'. Yeah, but you talk about the same stuff over and over for four hours.
     
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    Better than silver nickles
     
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    But there are enough people in the office and Hollywood who tell him he's a "genius" and the show has "never been better".
     
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    Asshole gotta speak about his asshole
     
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    Are you serious? The cavalry has arrived in the form of Memitt, and Jeff's lump. Cutting edge entertainment.
     
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    Glass half full. Not howards "hurdy gurdy man"
    either.
     
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    When he halfheartedly tries to convince us about a phony phone call 'you see, it's funny because she's a woman' you know that even he doesn't believe in it (referring to that one unfunny comedienne who makes some of the worst calls ever).
     
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    I know that Howie was really proud of the "birthday" ball-busting he applied to Gary today. But that was the whole show. In the old days, that would have just been the warm-up.
     
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    There's remnants, Robin!