How many times do you think a cook at a restaurant has fucked with your food?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You know he's put a couple of pubes in your burger
     
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    eat chinese food. the woks are so hot that it really doesn't matter what they put into it: charcoal is charcoal regardless of what it was before hitting the heat.
     
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    They only do that when the wait staff tells them they are waiting on an asshole, which in Howards case, it is 100% of the time.
     
  4. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Man I ain't eating at Nobu then
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    I worked at McDonalds as a teenager then after that I worked as a dishwasher at a fancy banquet place with a really good reputation. honestly I think I witnessed more questionable things happen at the fancy place. nowadays I still eat in restaurants but I just refuse to think about what may be happening in the back. ignorance is bliss, but yeah I've probably eaten some pubes. we all have.
     
  6. JameGumb

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    Depends on the place. I usually get a feel for a new place i go to eat based on the servers. And If they get an order wrong like pickles on the burger I simply peel them off and correct the problem myself. Rather than worry if Im eating spit on the sandwich they correct for me.
     
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    I had a date act like a complete bitch to our waitress, then complain about the food. God knows what they did to us...
     
  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Everyone has probably eaten food that's been fucked with.....:puke:



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  9. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What did you see? Details!
     
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    Thanks LT, and I'm just getting over the shoo shoo retarded flu…..:puke:
     
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    nothing too bad....no real horror stories. just people dropping food on the dirty floor and still using it. i'm sure some people here have better (worse?) stories
     
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    I don't even want to get started on this. I have scoped out what I think are the best fast food joints in my area to eat at. I refuse to eat at most. Gloves are a must and an asshole manager is another. I've thrown many meals away just by the looks of them, and it doesn't take much for me to get suspicious.
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    I do remember taking mcnuggets out of the garbage, re-heating them and serving them to drive-thru customers. never order mcnuggets late at night, stoned teenagers don't feel like deep frying fresh ones. I might have to retract my comment about the fancy restaurant being worse now that I think more about it.
     
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    Flu shot! Every year. each year you get more out of them.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :snicker:

    Sorry D.
     
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    Die.
     
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    you really gotta break it down into levels. a lot of the fucking with is just the standard grubby stuff. dropping on the floor, not washing hands, a few drips of sweat, maybe a booger flake or two, small hairs, etc. if you include that stuff, we're at like 50%. now if we're only doing crazy stuff like jizz, shit, piss, snot rockets, blood, etc. you probably eat 8-10 meals before ingesting a detectable amount of any of that.
     
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    [video=youtube_share;CVLe_QJ0xf8]http://youtu.be/CVLe_QJ0xf8[/video]
     
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    This didn't happen at a restaurant. A guy I knew once told a group of us while golfing, that he cooked dinner for his girlfriend and his other friend (a male). A chicken breast dish,, where he jerked off with the raw chicken before he cooked it. I believe him, he is nuts. After they ate dinner he told them, he thought is was hilarious and it was we laughed our assessment off. But all agreed if he did that to one of us we would've beat the fuck out of him.
     
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    Golden Corral kitchen. I'm just going to cook at home for now on. :snicker: