how many times has stern banged beth?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member Banned User

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    how many times has stern banged beth? I'm thinking 1-9 times. Maybe. or is he asexual?
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I think in the beginning Beth had to bang him a lot. She had to seal the deal. I remember he used to say Beth had her period so they couldn't bang..She would get it every twelve days..:giggle:

    Now I don't think they do it at all. He is so bony and gross and she is infantile in her my little pony PJS..Granny and granddaughter relationship..
     
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    I wants to bang her brothers, Beth is a means to an end
     
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    never, however, he has engaged in bdsm, and role playing with the aid of strap-ons, dildos, and other devices that mimic sexual intercourse...
     
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    :quote: banged :quote: is the key to your question. 0.0

    He's too neurotic to actually give enough effort to bang anyone.

    Now, Ralphie Cakes has probably banged him hundreds if not thousands of times. :grad:
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    Beth on reading this stupid book..

    Have you read “Fifty Shades of Grey”?

    Yes.

    What’d you think?
    I shared certain chapters with my husband, and we had a lot of fun with it.;)
     
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    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    They just fuck cats.
     
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    [QUOTE Now I don't think they do it at all. He is so bony and gross and she is infantile in her my little pony PJS..Granny and granddaughter relationship..[/QUOTE]

    I think this is a perfect summation of their relationship.
     
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    Howard thinks vaginas are icky. Besides he has Ralph.
     
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    my guess would be 6-7 times a year. prob gets his penis rubbed another 3-5 times annually. i cant wait to see the court battle between her and his daughters when he dies.:cwl:
     
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    Stern doesn't need Beth. He's been having group sex on a regular basis.
    He's been fucking his fans for years.
     
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    Robin we do it 3xs a day and i jerk off 2 more times. It the hair Robin that gives me the power.
     
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    I bet she was banging him 24/7 to hook him. Or doing whatever fucked up perversion he was into. He was her golden ticket. Stern is what sixty now? , I bet she has to work far less to satisfy him these days if at all .

    It's diffcult to know, as whatever stern says on air about him and beth , could be complete bullshit. I doubt she allows him to discuss the real details of their sex life, I get the impression,unlike alison, beth wears the trousers in the relationship and she just wouldn't put up with him talking about bedroom activities. I think he is in awe of her, because beth is the blonde high school chick that never even looked at him during his school days.

    Said before I don't believe stern is gay, he is just weird.I think he's a crossdresser though,and not just for the show.
     
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    I doubt they have sex and I think stern is impotent. He moves like a very old person.

    Every photo they are together shows beth is repulsed by wiggy
     
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    5:52 am . and your thinking about that?? wow
     
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    I believe Beth fucks like crazy, and its pretty much all she does and has done. Its just not with Howard. She probably did some in the beginning to close the deal but after that it was a business arrangement.

    Who the fuck wears a condom with their wife? That is literally the ONLY reason to ever get married, no more condoms.
     
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    I agree.

    What I'm on the fence about is if she is asexual. Sure she'll use as a tool, but I doubt she is really into it.

    However, she does a lot "nights out on the town" while Gunk is spanking it to babysitter porn. But might just be trying to avoid him as much as possible and "me, me, me" it with her fellow gold digging whores.
     
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    Very telling about how little he trusts beth to take birth control. He's too much of a pussy to get a vasectomy.

    In 15 years, I can count on one hand how many times I've worn a condom. Irresponsible, I know but that's how much sexual degenerate I am.
     
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    zero point zero
     
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    He has never felt her diseased vagina without the protection of a prophylactic.
     
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