In the spirit of this mornings sex threads.., Just last weekend we were behaving like two drunk carnival workers on break. Turns out my daughter was home in her room across the hall, heard the whole thing and gave me shit about it the next day. Last night after activities, I opened the door and she was coming down the hall. I was naked as a jay bird and she saw the full meal deal. I gotta but a bell on that kid's neck.
I was going to post multiple stories but then I realized I misread the title and thought it said "How many times have you been caught with kids?".
