How many times in one day have you jerked off?

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  1. Trucker

    Trucker Active Member Banned User

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    I think my record is 4. Might be 5 I don't really remember, I might have passed out from loss of fluids.
     
  2. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    In one day? Why would you need to do that more than once? After the first time you should have found a girl.
     
  3. sludge

    sludge New Member

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    I must have hit double digits a few times when I was 14 - 16.
    If I beat off more than 3 time in a day now, my balls hurt (no that that will stop me)
    Married guys jerk off every chance we get cause we don't get enough chances.
     
  4. Groucho Marx

    Groucho Marx Well-Known Member

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    I don't think I ever got past 3. Maybe it's because I'm a dry-rubber.
     
  5. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Careful, more threads like these and we're going to get nominated for "happening-guy forum of the year".
     
  6. HowieStearn

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    when I was in the 6th grade, my dick had places I had rubbed raw, they bled and hurt but that didn't stop me
     
  7. crazycreep

    crazycreep Well-Known Member

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    Definitely got 4-6 in when I was young ...more so in the spring/summer ...35 now...if I'm not w someone once a day maybe every other day
     
  8. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    4. Never did that again... Just seemed like too much.
     
  9. peterfonda

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    In high school, I remember five times once.
     
  10. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    The most I ever did was 7 times in one day when I was 12. I found a plastic bag with 2 VHS porn tapes in it. By the 7th time almost nothing was coming out it it hurt.
     
  11. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    So far today?
     
  12. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I thought the cops were outside in my yard when I was fucked up on cocaine and whiskey so logically I hid in the closet with my blow and booze. All of my Penthouse and Hustler magazines were in there as well as a flashlight, so I sat in there and jacked off 13 times in a row. Nothing came out after awhile and there was just a mild sensation, nearly painful with the last few wanks. I didn't jack off for quite some time after that night. Maybe 2 days.
     
  13. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    I was going to tell a similar story but didn't want to sound like a freak. It's good to know I'm normal after all. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
     
  14. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Lol Bet you wore those tapes out

    Ill never forget late satellite Telly from Germany and France .. They had hardcore porn on every night

    think my record is 5/6 times in a day
     
  15. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    When I first learned how to jerk off? I probably damaged myself...
     
  16. Dwainw

    Dwainw Active Member

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    I'll let you know tomorrow. Right now I'm a little busy.:jerk:
     
  17. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    6-times in one evening, if i recall correctly -- it was in 1986, I was 14yrs old & on my way home from school. By chance, I passed a dumpster on the corner of W 44th St & 7th Ave & saw a porno mag hanging from it. Things got very sticky after that.