How many times in one day have you jerked off?

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  1. Trucker

    Trucker Active Member Banned User

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    I think my record is 4. Might be 5 I don't really remember, I might have passed out from loss of fluids.
     
  2. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    In one day? Why would you need to do that more than once? After the first time you should have found a girl.
     
  3. sludge

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    I must have hit double digits a few times when I was 14 - 16.
    If I beat off more than 3 time in a day now, my balls hurt (no that that will stop me)
    Married guys jerk off every chance we get cause we don't get enough chances.
     
  4. Groucho Marx

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    I don't think I ever got past 3. Maybe it's because I'm a dry-rubber.
     
  5. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Careful, more threads like these and we're going to get nominated for "happening-guy forum of the year".
     
  6. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn Well-Known Member

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    when I was in the 6th grade, my dick had places I had rubbed raw, they bled and hurt but that didn't stop me
     
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    Definitely got 4-6 in when I was young ...more so in the spring/summer ...35 now...if I'm not w someone once a day maybe every other day
     
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    4. Never did that again... Just seemed like too much.
     
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    In high school, I remember five times once.
     
  10. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 Well-Known Member

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    The most I ever did was 7 times in one day when I was 12. I found a plastic bag with 2 VHS porn tapes in it. By the 7th time almost nothing was coming out it it hurt.
     
  11. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    So far today?
     
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    telecaster Well-Known Member

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    I thought the cops were outside in my yard when I was fucked up on cocaine and whiskey so logically I hid in the closet with my blow and booze. All of my Penthouse and Hustler magazines were in there as well as a flashlight, so I sat in there and jacked off 13 times in a row. Nothing came out after awhile and there was just a mild sensation, nearly painful with the last few wanks. I didn't jack off for quite some time after that night. Maybe 2 days.
     
  13. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    I was going to tell a similar story but didn't want to sound like a freak. It's good to know I'm normal after all. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
     
  14. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Lol Bet you wore those tapes out

    Ill never forget late satellite Telly from Germany and France .. They had hardcore porn on every night

    think my record is 5/6 times in a day
     
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    When I first learned how to jerk off? I probably damaged myself...
     
  16. Dwainw

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    I'll let you know tomorrow. Right now I'm a little busy.:jerk:
     
  17. schnauzer

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    6-times in one evening, if i recall correctly -- it was in 1986, I was 14yrs old & on my way home from school. By chance, I passed a dumpster on the corner of W 44th St & 7th Ave & saw a porno mag hanging from it. Things got very sticky after that.