How Many Times Per Week Are You Hittin' it?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by WillyBest, Sep 26, 2014.

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How many times per week are you hittin' it?

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  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Serious question for the guys and girls of The Shed in a relationship: how many times per week are you hittin' it? Having sex? Going to pound town? Doing the nasty? Fucking?

    EDIT: And no, @garypagetwo can't vote, since we know you've never even had a girlfriend. Not interested in how many times you fucked that poor dog.
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    I average 3-4 times per week, but if I'm being honest, probably closer to 3. On average. Some weeks more, some weeks, less. During Shark Week, a BJ if I'm lucky!
     
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    14 minimum :dontknow:
     
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    Get the fuck out of here!!! Twice a day???

    How old are you? Wife or girlfriend?
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    :jj: Its nothing acrobatic or porn-worthy...just a quickie in the morning, and a quickie at night except on weekends we might go a little more. Its a nice routine for us.

    I am 46 years old.
    Girlfriend, but have been with her 10+ years.
     
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    Zero point zero
     
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    Damn, if you're being serious, you give me hope! How old is your girl? And does she have a younger sister???
     
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    Single?
     
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    average of 4.5. but i voted 4
     
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    Married? How old of a gentleman are you? Mrs. shitty?
     
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    a little more during the summer, when the living is easy

    I got a wisdom tooth pulled a month ago and am just now getting back full jaw mobility. The pain and functionality really limited me. Gotta get back on that bicycle
     
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    :jj: She's 37. There are plenty of pervy girls out there, or at the very least girls who will let you fuck them. You just gotta by honest and upfront and IMMEDIATELY filter out the ones who are not putting out on the first meet-up, or who are looking for husbands or economic support. Only date women who have their own place and hold down a job. Other than that, have fun!
     
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    Average about 5. Pretty much every night I'm home and some in-betweeners, but I travel quite a bit. Before the constant travel, it was probably 10. :madsex:
     
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    Previous record was 7 in a day but i was able to break that recently. With that said, it's usually a couple times per week as i do have a job and i'm an old man.
     
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    Holy shit, I don't think I've ever even beat off 7 times in one day!

    I think my record for sex was 4-5 times in one day, but that was early on in the relationship...
     
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    That's awesome! Ive only ever gotten to 6 times in a day! :salute:
     
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    That's gotta be a mandatory icepack on the boys the day after!
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Both
    both were in a 24hr period.
     
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    You're so lucky: my girlfriend has a 168hr period.
     
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    According to this poll, the national average is 1.75 times per week. That's pretty sad...