How many wigs does Howard go thru a year? What kind of maintenance is required?

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  1. Notfunorfunny

    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    I must say Howard's hair deception seems to require a lot of work. Toni following him everywhere. Three hours to arrange his hair. LOL. What a pussy. My technical question is do you go through several wigs a year or does Toni just keep fixing a base wig with pubic extensions ? kind regards
     
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    God Well-Known Member

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    There are clearly everyday wigs and AGT wigs.
     
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    Same wig, probably just a very expensive long haired "piece"... Uses wig tape, shit is actually very strong... It's not a full wig system, he grows in his own sides, but the fact that his long hair is part of his image is a major plus for him...... How long has he actually had the wig is what I want to know? I know it's been awhile, but at least it did look good when he still had a somewhat youthful look, now it's a joke.... Jet black, perfect hair, on his old face, and graying beard....
     
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    It's not a wig -- that wouldn't take 24/7 attention by a stylist. A wig is more set-and-forget.
    What Howard has is an intricate system of plugs, weaves, powder, perm, paint, extensions etc. It's something he can do himself at home for an everyday illusion, but to be camera-ready for HD scrutiny he needs a hair paramedic, ready to provide advanced life support to his random bald spots on camera.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    How it all goes down....

    Consuela soaks the wig

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    Consuela hand washes the wig


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    Consuela dries the wig


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    Howard wears the wig


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    :c
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    First class plane ticket for his wig crew chief wherever he travels. That says it all.
     
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    Maybe start a go fund me account to raise donation money for Beth's cat house, in exchange for Howard to shave his head, and donate the hair to childhood cancer victims?
     
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    You guys are clearly insane!
     
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    Check out these 4 videos since it's a 4 parter... it's what system I think Wiggy must have. Obviously Wiggy has it done for him but just look at what a mind blowing freakish ordeal this whole mens wig business is:



     
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    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    How much do you think Toni gets paid to be his hair stylist/keep secrets?
     
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    Minimum wage.
     
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    I think of the poor fur trappers working overtime in rural Quebec to source these ever increasing exotic pelts.

    They must be working in shifts.
     
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    + two motts packets a year.
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    She get paid in plugs.

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    I'm not sure he uses as many as he should, considering that the wig he used on AGT appeared to have it's own bald spot.
     
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    Maybe he even pays for his own curling irons instead of making her buy them as part of job requirement.
     
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    These are absolutely good old fashioned dentures, no?
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    I think they're caps.
     
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    He will be the first 90year old on record with jet black hair.