HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

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  1. The Boardsman

    The Boardsman THE GLOBALISTS WILL NOT DIVIDE US VIP

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    God went to the Arabs and said,
    'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
    The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
    And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
    'Can you give us an example?'
    'Thou shall not kill.'
    'Not kill? We're not interested..'
    So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
    The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
    'Honour thy Father and Mother.'
    'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
    We're not interested.'
    Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
    'I have Commandments.'
    The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'
    'Not steal?We're not interested.'
    Then He went to the French and said,
    'I have Commandments.'
    The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
    'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'
    Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
    'I have Commandments..'
    'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
    'They're free.'
    'We'll take 10.'

    There. That should upset just about everybody.....
     
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    I thought he went to Costco
     
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    Whole lotta meh.
     
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    Hal makes sure he violates 7 commandments everyday
     
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    Cutting edge comedy, folks.
     
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    Fwd:fwd:fwd:10 Commandments Jew Joke Very Funny!!!!!
     
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    Sacre bleu!
     
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    i read somewhere that if The Ten Commandments were carved into two stone tablets they would have been too heavy to carry
     
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    Laws of every country are based off of those commandments
     
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    Mops was there putting Hal's face on Moses' body carved on a stone tablet.
     
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    Not really.
     
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