How Much Are You Worth Dead?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, May 30, 2012.

  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    168k CAN
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    shut up blairg
     
  3. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    168k beer cans?
     
  4. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I mean life insurance
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    wgas
    i'll be dead
     
  6. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    Hopefully that will be enough to take care of your cats.
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    sounds like death insurance
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    well over 1mil.

    I have 2 young children.
     
  9. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    Whoever gets the money may try to kill you. :coffee:
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Adopt me and I promise it won't be painful.
     
  11. Frog

    Frog New Member

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  12. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I don't have any dependants, I just have my life insurance policy from work, and it would get split between my parents if I died tomorrow
     
  13. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I've always considered you a close friend, internet stranger.
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Give me 5 more years, I have a few things I still need to do.
     
  15. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I'm worth more alive than dead.
     
  16. Cutter

    Cutter New Member

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  17. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    this but only one kid and I'm prone to doing stupid shit
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    fucking CUTTER!!!!!!!!!!
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    fairly young/non smoker - it's cheap as fuck.