How much can an "exotic dancer" make in 15 years?

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  1. nearly.normal

    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    ..?

    How about a cool million.

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    [h=1]Cops Ordered to Return $1M in Singles to Exotic Dancer[/h] [h=2]Stripper's life savings were wrongfully seized in traffic stop[/h] Jul 26, 2013, 9:54 am EDT |



    A federal judge ordered that Nebraska police must return more than $1,000,000 to a California stripper,


    The money belongs to Tara Mishra, 33, of Rancho Cucamonga, Calif., who began putting aside her earnings when she started dancing at age 18, according to an opinion U.S. District Judge Joseph Bataillon wrote last week. The money was meant to start her business and get out of the stripping business, the judge wrote.
    State troopers confiscated the money in March 2012 when they pulled over Rajesh and Marina Dheri, of Montville, N.J., for speeding in Nebraska, according to court documents. The Dheris are friends of Mishra and had been given the cash so they could buy a nightclub in New Jersey. Mishra would own half of the business and the Dheris would own the other half.


    Mishra had packaged the money in $10,000 bundles tied with hair bands and placed in plastic bags, and it was stashed in the trunk of the Dheri’s rented car, which the Dheris were driving to Chicago. When they were pulled over for speeding, a state trooper asked the Dheris if he could search their vehicle, which they allowed, Bataillon explained.


    The state trooper found the money and after suspecting it was drug money took the Dheris into custody, according to the judge’s opinion. But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon.

    Neither Mishra nor the Dheris could not be reached for comment.


    “The government failed to show a substantial connection between drugs and the money,†Bataillon wrote in his opinion. “The dog sniff is inconsequential…The court finds the Mishras’ story is credible…Ms. Mishra did have control over the money and directed the Dheris to deliver the money to New Jersey for the purchase of the business.â€


    Bataillon ordered that Mishra receive cash or a check in the value of $1,074,000 with interest.
     
  2. skylarbrie

    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    did the whore pay taxes
     
  3. isabella

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    good for her, she sounds like a cool lady....... however she earned the money, whether stripping or hooking, it's her money and it shows initiative. the fact that she saved all that money is amazing. why it was all in cash, is a little troubling but WTH.

    maybe she didn't pay taxes but that's a different story.
     
  4. Bentknee

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    The IRS will put a hold on it until she proves that she paid all the taxes
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...cops always confiscate large quantities of money, its all got traces of cocaine on it. this girl was lucky that money wasn't added to the county coffers.
     
  6. Wigward Hairhat

    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    She must be some piece of ass!

    I couldn't see Beff making that kind of bank with her gunboat feet and equine features (not to mention her sexless personality).
     
  7. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Good for her but the IRS is gonna come down on her....If she had paid taxes that would've been in a bank earning money
     
  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Buying a nightclub is a quicker way to lose $1M than just about anything else you can think of other than gambling.
     
  9. Uncle Larry

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    Sounds like she's an earner who saved more than Beth did before she met Howard - keeping that much in cash sounds suspicious and the IRS and California franchise tax board could be taking a big chunk of that dough if she didn't pay taxes on it.
     
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    common occurrence for poker players :coffee:

    cops are just trying to steal
     
  11. Beth143nacho

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    I she marries right, about a billion over 10 years
     
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    And as many failed tv gigs as she wants
     
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    haha first thing i thought too, poor girl, pay taxes and put that in the bank stupid
     
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    she kept $1M in the trunk of her car? :wtf:
     
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    smart strippers have the club pay them minimum wage, and add about the same amount in tips. keeps the IRS off the trail for a while, anyways. *cough7yearscough*
     
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    There's a ton of THC on it as well, that shits stickier then snot and stronger then mother's spit. It's causing the med mj centers a problem as banks wont accept their cash if it's tainted with drugs.
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...we had that happen locally, banks refusing money that smelled like pot. they take the money that smells like murder, bribery, and pussy.
     
  18. gd9tsd9tas9sa9

    gd9tsd9tas9sa9 New Member Banned User

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    You get a garment bag and wash the money in the washer then dry it till barly dri then iron stack the go to the bank with 10.000 packs
     
  19. ScottBaiosPenis

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    Thats not how strip clubs work. The strippers are 1099 employees they are not paid anything by the club. they pay the club for the privelege of working their out of their tips. they also pay fines for breaking club rules. this gives them incentive to hustle and also keeps them in line
     
  20. MatthewT

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    uh, if you say so dude :coffee: