How much cash does Howard take out of the bank each week and have on him?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    And who exactly goes to the bank for him? Is it assistant Laura? Does he even keep a lot of money on him?
    Or does he just run a tab the few places he ventures out to and has his accountant pay it off at the end of the month?
    We all know Howard has never been seen doing this...

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    He wouldnt have the slightest idea how to work an ATM machine much less remember his pin.
     
  2. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    good question
    I bet he doesn't carry much
     
  3. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    There's two things that Howard hasn't touched in a decade. Cash and Beth's pussy.
     
  4. jon1972us

    jon1972us Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking he just runs a tab wherever he goes. Its ridiculous with all the good food out there he goes to fuckin' NOBU.
     
  5. gail ha chu

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    I have no idea, but I would love to have a week of his salary deposited into my account. :cash:
     
  6. TaTa Toothy

    TaTa Toothy New Member

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    Howard wouldn't be caught dead doing anything the common folks do. It's beneath him.
     
  7. Officer Mancuso

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    Any guesses on his PIN...............
     
  8. Stern Fan Dude

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    I can only imagine that it has something to do with that slut he's married too.
     
  9. Uncle Larry

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    Probably not much - probably uses a card or runs a tab (to be paid in show plugs or twitter pictures) most of the time.

    There are too many germs on an ATM used by the masses, so he may have an assistant get any cash he needs. Accounts are likely monitored down to the last penny though to make sure no marbles are MIA.
     
  10. Cody

    Cody Active Member

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    He's a germaphobe, he'd probably need to wear gloves to touch money.

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    Howie probably just carries this. It's a lot easier than hauling around a bag full of marbles.

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    He never goes to an ATM. He admitted this during an interview with Howie Mandel in 2009. I know this cuz I just heard the interview a few days ago. He, like Howie, uses his credit card. If he ever does use cash, I'm sure the Cunty Countess or Laura gets it for him. It'd have to be NEW cash though. From a teller. Hundreds. Not dirty shit from the ATM.
     
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    Yeah, 2-6-2-5 for c-o-c-k.
     
  14. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Howard only pays with sim cards.
     
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    I've always thought the whole "germ-a-phobe" thing is a load of shit. Why can't he have the Amazing Sarno cure him of it? Douche bag Stern.
     
  16. Herc

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    He gets "Free Comps" there through his friend Richie who owns a piece of the restaurant . . .
     
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    Piss
     
  18. sloth22

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    I think it's either fake or vastly exaggerated. He mostly just trots it out as an excuse for being rude to people.
     
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    Howard doesn't know what a debit card is true story.
     
  20. Groucho Marx

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    I feel like I remember a show where they needed cash for a bet or a bit or something, and he had $1200 on him.