How much do you want to bet that Howard has reached his guitar pinnacle

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    and does not have the constitution to advance from his guitar basicivity and will go the route of " I can't play" the guitar then blow off the band project?
     
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    jon1972us Well-Known Member

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    I don't even believe its him playing the guitar. Theatre of the mind.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    What's his rank?
     
  4. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    That faggot has been strumming the same 3 chords since the 80's.
     
  5. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Typically the story line of things like forming a band ends with a long vacation. Think the Broadway play, Howardcon, Richard/Ronnie gay PPV etc..........
     
  6. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    robin i'm so exhausted from all the agt promotion
     
  7. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    it's way easier to fake your way through being a photographer than it is a guitar player. howard lacks the patience and enthusiasm to really get good at guitar. it's obvious he doesn't really care about music too much, he listens to katy perry and avril lavigne. the guitar talk will end very soon.
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Here's some early Phil...circa '99 or so.

    [video=youtube;-Q28ZTAemsI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q28ZTAemsI[/video]
     
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    I believe the official term of the dicknose show is "hiatus"
     
  10. HooHoo

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    Didn't he start whining that one of the songs or chords he tried to play "made his fingers hurt". May as well have been Ray Stern saying it, he sounded whiny as a arthritic grandmother. He's got no shot at anything when everything hurts or makes him itchy or fearful. Hell he even carries himself like Mr. Burns now with that latest hunched over scoliotic walking up the stairs photo that's making the rounds .

    He's just having an old age crisis with all these sudden arts & crafts delusions. And Beefarino only "hates" his new hobbies because they don't involve TV cameras.
     
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