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Man Pooped On Self-Checkout Scanner At Mart
MAY 31--A judge yesterday ordered an Ohio man to stay away from the Kroger store where he allegedly stripped naked and
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defecated on a self-checkout scanner.
Colin Murphy, 23, was arrested early Sunday following a repulsive incident inside the Kroger market in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Cincinnati (where Murphy lives).
According to criminal complaints, Murphy entered the Kroger and “stripped naked in front of” a male employee. The suspect, police noted, smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, and staggered as he walked.
After disrobing, Murphy “defecated on U-Scan it,” investigators allege.
Seen above, Murphy, who lives less than two miles from the Kroger, was arrested on disorderly conduct and public indecency charges.
During a court appearance Monday, a judge set Murphy’s bail at $2000 and barred him from returning to the soiled Kroger.
Murphy, who was freed yesterday from the Hamilton County jail, is scheduled for a June 1 pre-trial hearing. (2 pages)
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Humans are vile.