How much effort do you think Howard puts into the show when he works?

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  1. HowardsNosePick

    HowardsNosePick New Member Banned User

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    I recently listened to some very old shows of H and it was bittersweet.
    He was so much better back then, had some energy, had some balls.
    I think back then he had a pretty active role in the show.

    With the Organization that is built up around Howard now, I doubt
    that he has to do much of anything. I imagine him showing up as
    late as he can (they can play the music, and the clips and the blah blah
    until he comes in).

    He can sit down, quickly look at the schedule, all the bits that have been
    written and prepared for him. If he has a guest, all the questions are ready.
    What does he really have to do?

    Hey now. Break for commercials, break for Howard News, play some bits.

    I guess he is there for almost 4 hours, but maybe he is on the air for 2.5 hours
    or less.

    What do you guys think.
     
  2. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    His only talent is diarrhea of the mouth. He can talk for 4 hours without running out of shit to say. He used to have a talent for finding funny people to make his show funny, but when he realized that cost money he decided to ditch that talent.
     
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    one hundred and wig percent
     
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    He just shows up in the morning, reads the notes that Will/Gary/Jason have typed up for him and he goes with the flow. No energy, no TLC, no ambition. He's basically punching the clock now. He's no different than the rest of the clock-punchers over there (and you know who those are).
     
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  6. HowardsNosePick

    HowardsNosePick New Member Banned User

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    I bet he spends more effort fitting his wig in the morning than he does on the show.
    Or does he have a wig fitter ....
     
  7. icypussy

    icypussy clit finder Gold

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    The other day he was boasting how much work and thought he puts into the show and later asks booey if there are any guests on tommorow. WTF
     
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    Very little effort. It was actually jarring to hear him doing his old Sternack bit the other day.
     
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    Of course he does. He doesn't touch his wig.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0960723/
     
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    He is like Krusty the Clown reading voice overs for his talking doll
     
  11. PopeNambla

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    LOL


    None

    He's been on auto-pilot for the last couple of years and getting more and more absent by the day. Is it possible to give less than 0 effort?
     
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    He used to have ratings. He wanted to be number one. Now he is more into counting marbles and taking pictures of Beff.
     
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    HowardsNosePick New Member Banned User

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    Yeah he loves to complain about how much he has to work.
    His diarrhea of the mouth lately is just whining instead of
    being funny and entertaining.
     
  15. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    combine the no effort with being pussy whipped, kisses ass to his new hollywood fake friends, the non-stop hypocrisy and u have a pretty fcked up show :shit:
     
  16. crazycreep

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    I'm not 100% positive on the amount but pretty sure he said he spends 5 hours on Sunday prepping. Pretty sure it was Mon or Tues he was talking about it.
     
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    LOLOL 5 hours?!?!?!?!

    I doubt it, it's all routine at this point, what is there to prepare that isnt already done at the pitch meetings and other meetings when Officer Wiggum is fucking off doing something homosexual with Ralph?
     
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    but-but-but he wrote down questions for Bill Hader and everything! :bigcry:
     
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    Yea how many questions was it? Like 500? Lol. What a loon
     
  20. Quite Frankly

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    Nowadays he has diarrhea of the brain