How much $ has Howard spent on Beth compared to Alison while married?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Even on her biggest night out in the spotlight, the Trump wedding in 1993,
    I'm betting her dress cost less than a pair of Beth's shoes.


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    yes well, that's what second wives are for....
     
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    Allison wasn't tacky enough to get wiggy's marbles.
     
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    She prolly bought off the rack at Bloomies and re-wore it a few times #teamallison
     
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    I've evolved Robin. Alison didn't want anything nice. Plus, Alison pumped kids out of her yucky vagina. I really didn't want any part of that. Beth's vagina is pure and fresh. She's my soul-mate. We have so much fun together.
     
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    not including the divorce settement, $616.00
     
  7. Uncle Larry

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    Howard complained about Alison renting a limo to go to an event with her friends - now he's spending millions for beefus' new closet in their 3rd home in Florida.
     
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    Alison was a normal woman...comfortable in her own skin and put her kids needs ahead of hoarding designer duds and handbags. Beth isn't even in the same league. Because she has nothing going on in her life besides "fostering" kittens, the only thing left for her is shopping, buying expensive clothes, handbags and a fake career as an "animal activist".
     
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    Now Beth takes her cat to the vet 2 hours away in a limo. :facepalm:
     
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    Allison- [​IMG]

    Beth- [​IMG]
     
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    I remember that! He also complained when she paid to see a psychic with her friends. He complained about Alison's clothes, her hair color, her grocery shopping, her parenting skills and her friends. He was relentless in his bullying and on air negativity towards her...but nothing is ever said about Beth except that she's an angel.
     
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    Big difference between Allison and Beth. Allison married Howard when he was poor. Maybe it was for love. Beth married Howard when he was rich. Definetly for money and lifestyle.
     
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    Sure Howard had no money when Alison first married him.

    But he was making 6 figures when he was in D.C. in the early 80's.

    He made way more money back then than most of us today.
     
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    Everything about that sentence would make Beth vomit. Despite her allegiance to the fancy schmatta of Bergdorf Goodman (2nd floor, International collections only -- I have a source:censor:), her fashionista reputation:rolleyes: prevents her from awarding the garments with a second viewing.
    Howard wasn't lying when he said he's never paid for sex. He's spending THOUSANDS of $ for no sex! I suppose, technically, he's paying for masturbation.
     
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    He was definitely making good money in the 80s - one of the downsides to all of his litigation with his former employers is that his salary was disclosed in the pleadings

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    Notice how Howard discussed Beff/their relationship:

    He almost always refers to her as "my wife". Rarely Beth.

    Lately, he's been repeating the mantra "we have so much fun together" as kind of a canned, rehearsed catch-all when referring to he and Beth.
     
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    Howard spent more on Beth's engagement ring then he spent on Allison during their entire marriage
     
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    Sometimes the grass is not always as green as the other side. IM betting if could start over again he would have stayed with Alison,RATHER THAN:whythelongface?:
     
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    Alison must be laughing now...
     
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