How much is Starbucks

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  1. Teabag

    Teabag ◬ Freak Magnet ◬ VIP

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    paying Howard to talk about them so much?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    No clue but Howard does not talk about anything without getting paid marbles marbles marbles marbles marbles marbles marbles
     
  3. Howards Slow Toilet

    Howards Slow Toilet Well-Known Member

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    Starfkers!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  4. Tracy

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    Idk but I love that Jimmy schooled Howard today on how Starbucks is for posers. It's for people who "are just getting into coffee " he said lol. It tastes burned and dirty to me. He made him feel even dumber I think when during the blind taste test he chose Starbucks as the worst of 3
     
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    "I know my audience." How many times has he said that ? Does he think his audience goes to Starbucks ? Then again they didnt drink Snapple either. :snicker:
     
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    What audience? YOU HAVE NO AUDIENCE ANYMORE YOU FOOL.

    No one's schooled Howard as much as Seinfeld did in CICGC--Wiggy was trying to be all tough, saying he never gave a shit what anyone thought & he just said what he felt like saying.

    JS: "You were alone in the studio."

    Wiggy (after a pause) "Ah, right." :roll:
     
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    The only audience Howard knows are the ass kissing sycophants that make up 10% of his listeners and 100% of his callers
     
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    Starbucks is the Walmart of idiot coffee drinkers. Go fucking give your 22 bucks for a shitty cup as the CEO's piss on the employees. Rather get a cup of green tea from the local non-Corp local joint!
     
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    Not another product plug conspiracy
     
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    Fuck Shhhhtarbuckshhh, it's all about Bikini Beans Espresso for me!

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  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Welcome to August 2015!
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Howard sells out for relatively small amounts of money.

    I'll bet that you can get him for about 25 grand.

    Periscope must've paid more money since they won't shut up about them.
     
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    Evidently not by the number of listeners remaining.
     
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    I love coffee but never been to Starbucks. then again I don't own a Squatty Potty or wear Tommy John underwear.
     
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    Beth: "My husband plugs your coffee constantly and I want a free cafe latte, dammit!"
     
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    From what I remember Howard was never a coffee drinker and if you don't like coffee you wouldn't like Starbucks. The coffee is extremely bitter tasting and Starbucks even admits that. I think the people who like Starbucks have no taste buds. The last time I heard the show Howard mentioned how much he loves Starbucks coffee and I almost fell out of my chair when Fred said he doesn't like Starbucks coffee and Robin said she prefers McDonald's coffee.
     
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    I went there yesterday for the first time in a long long time

    it's not a bad cup of coffee
    but I did feel like an enormous tool walking around with that cup
    you just know people are assuming you're some hipster doofus
     
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    I love Shtarbucksh iced coffee. Ask for the "cold brewed" and it's good.

    I do have an enormous crush on one of the baristas at my local Shtarbucksh, so that probably clouds my judgment
     
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    It's bitter because they over roast their beans. That's what's makes it taste burned. I think McDonalds serves Newman's Own? I've heard lots of people say they like McDonalds coffee which I found surprising myself. I've yet to try it. I'm assuming you mean because Fred and Robin didn't agree with Wiggy for once?
     
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    McDonald's coffee is pretty decent. I'm sitting at the Burbank airport and just paid TWELVE DOLLARS for a chai latte and a doughnut... Should have eaten at the McDonalds outside the airport. Oh well, hindsight. Got upgraded to first on my long flight today so I'll make it up. Me me me me how the fuck did this derail?
     
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