How much longer can he keep this hair charade going?

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    His "hair" is already WAY past age appropriate. This nonsense should have ended a decade ago. At what age does he throw in the towel? 65? 70? 90? Never?!?!?! Is he going to die with that poodle stapled to his head?
     
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    it will never end. in fact next year he will start wearing it like phil spector.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Look this guy has alot of money and a young wife. This is not going to end anytime in the near future. He is gonna milk this charade as long as he can.
     
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    probably until the autopsy report - unless he can get his body airlifted to be buried in Jerusalem
     
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    Carrot top has the same exact hair cept red
     
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    He'll maintain the charade until the day he croaks, and continue to mention that long lost uncle who had jet black hair well into his 90s :rolleye:
     
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    At this point, it will never end. Howard is in too deep... Sort of like when you watch those shows on Biography Channel where the Feds send in one of their agents to infiltrate a biker gang...dude will get all tatted up to maintain the cover, grow the hair, pierce the ears, etc.., even if he wanted to walk away, there comes that point when he can't. Years ago, Howard made that total commitment to the 'system' and nothing or no one is gonna make him give it up.
     
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    just imagine the pain of never ever feeling the cool breeze on your scalp ever again on a hot summer day

    :bigcry:
     
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    He claims to love animoles but he keeps killing beavers and gluing them to his bald head.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    Real or not, the style is just old. It's not 1980 anymore. Give it up!
     
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    He's taking it to the grave.
     
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    He is 60 fucking years old. If he was 60 in 1980 it would have been completely unacceptable as well.
     
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    True, but we'll never know the exhilaration of bowling naked.
     
  16. Wigward Hairhat

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    I reckon it's gonna be there until death ... and then some.

    He already has his own 'hair'stylist who follows him everywhere for no other reason than to maintain the charade. I wonder how long before he employs his own personal mortician so that no one else finds out the 'secret' after he departs this mortal coil?
     
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    Even William Shatner started aging his toupee at some point.
     
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    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Mebbe he sees himself as a dandy at King George's court??
     
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    Wow I didn't know he was 48

    Creepy
     
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    Howard has the self esteem of a 14 year old girl.

    Give him another thirty years and he might be honest about everything.