How much money do you have on you? Right now.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Westerberg, Apr 13, 2012.

  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    Me?

    I got 27 bucks and no change.
     
  2. FunnyFarm2

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    My wallet is in my locker
     
  3. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    Are you posting from gym class?
     
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    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    $13
     
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    Yep...technology is amazing huh?

    Hang on...gotta do some jumping jacks
     
  6. WillyBest

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    $247.73
     
  7. Westerberg

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    lol
     
  8. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    Look at mister moneybags over here.
     
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    Dang...did you just get paid?
     
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    If I remember right, I have $12 in my wallet
     
  11. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    Right?

    Dude is clearly lying here, on the internet.
     
  12. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    Thanks for the honest answer.
     
  13. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    I gave an honest answer. They have this thing called an ATM? You can take out up to $300 at a time?

    I spent $52.27 today and that's what I've got left!
     
  14. WillyBest

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    Where do you work? McDonalds?

    I have a coma on my ATM receipt, son!
     
  15. FunnyFarm2

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    They hiring where you work?

    I'm tired I flipping burgers. I thought I won the lottery last week but that bitch was lying the whole time.
     
  16. terrell

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    A few hundred in 20's. 2 10's. A 5 to tip the trash pick-up folks. Some 1's. Bunch of quarters. Endless carwash tokens.
     
  17. Dominic GPS

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    I bet you were like this at first like I was when I won

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  18. FunnyFarm2

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    If you ever find a place to cash in those token holla

    Well other than the car wash of course
     
  19. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Thanks for stealing my thread
     
  20. FunnyFarm2

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    No I had my suspicions right off the bat. Especially after she asked me for money to pay for her kids happy meals.

    She tried to get me to loan her rich uncle $3000 one time. Even showed me an email.