Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V, Oct 20, 2015.
In US dollars $ or % of paycheck
Half into drugs
Half into my butt
One year I had a tough year financially and was really strapped for cash at the end of the year thanks to a huge tax debt. I scrapped up enough to get my kids like one stuffed animal each and my wife a gift certificate for a manicure. I felt like a shitty provider since all their friends were getting playstations and jewelry. Ever since then I started stuffing a $100 bill in a coffee can every two weeks. I NEVER touched that money. At the end of the year I had a nice cushion of $2400 cash so I got a Vegas hooker to give me the girlfriend experience for a weekend and bought some dumb stuff again for the family.
I'm sure that made you feel better.
Maybe $600ish? Max matching 401k plus separate mutual funds.
Sorta 12%, I put in 2%, they put in 10%
Prepping for retirement Likes for all
I deserved it
They have an ad for those on TV here. The guy goes, "My wife always wanted me to have a healthy hobby," as if his prior hobbies were all perverse.
$18,739.42. About 20% of my monthly income.
"My husband used to jerk off to midget porn, now he runs a metal detector outside the neighbors daughters bedroom."
What line of work are you in Willy?
He does fake internet stuff
Care to expand on that?
It's gonna get spent eventually so I might as well do it now.