How much money do you save/invest a month?

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  1. Napoleon V

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    In US dollars $ or % of paycheck
     
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    Half into drugs
    Half into my butt
     
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    A lot
     
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    One year I had a tough year financially and was really strapped for cash at the end of the year thanks to a huge tax debt. I scrapped up enough to get my kids like one stuffed animal each and my wife a gift certificate for a manicure. I felt like a shitty provider since all their friends were getting playstations and jewelry. Ever since then I started stuffing a $100 bill in a coffee can every two weeks. I NEVER touched that money. At the end of the year I had a nice cushion of $2400 cash so I got a Vegas hooker to give me the girlfriend experience for a weekend and bought some dumb stuff again for the family.
     
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  5. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    max 401k
    max ira
     
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    I'm sure that made you feel better.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Maybe $600ish? Max matching 401k plus separate mutual funds.
     
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  8. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Sorta 12%, I put in 2%, they put in 10%
     
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  9. Napoleon V

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    Prepping for retirement Likes for all
     
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    I deserved it
     
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  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    They have an ad for those on TV here. The guy goes, "My wife always wanted me to have a healthy hobby," as if his prior hobbies were all perverse.
     
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    $18,739.42. About 20% of my monthly income.
     
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    "My husband used to jerk off to midget porn, now he runs a metal detector outside the neighbors daughters bedroom."
     
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    What line of work are you in Willy?
     
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    He does fake internet stuff
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Plastic.
     
  19. Napoleon V

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    Care to expand on that?
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Zero.

    It's gonna get spent eventually so I might as well do it now.