Conspiracy How much to suck a dick

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    What 'realistic' price would you be willing to suck a dick for?
     
  2. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Into what type of faggotry has the once proud Dawg Shed descended? Gawd.
     
  3. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    What do you charge?
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Make an offer :dontknow:
     
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  5. HolyGhost

    HolyGhost Well-Known Member

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    really.. WTF...
     
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  6. gitchasum

    gitchasum Well-Known Member

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    No dollar amount! But man would it be sweet to not have a mortgage...
     
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  7. Beefus and Wigward lies

    Beefus and Wigward lies Hurts so good.

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    The correct answer is a front kick and boots to the ribs followed by a soccer kick to the face.
     
  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    $12 million

    Just one dick, right ?
     
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  9. Coke Can Baby

    Coke Can Baby Don't be a skunk Gold

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  10. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I already regret not saying $25 million

    :doh:
     
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  11. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    Does everyone have to know or is it just between us? I'd do it for a million. I would be set for life on a million. I'll suck a dick for that. After taxes, right? If everyone is gonna know about and be looking at me and thinking "He sucked a dick", then I'm gonna need more. Enough to live a super wealthy life where even if everyone knows I sucked a dick, they are still jealous of me.
     
  12. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    To completion?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Faggot wants to suck my dick?

    Fuck off, fag.
     
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  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    To completion?

    Where's the cum go
     
  15. Maddux

    Maddux Well-Known Member VIP

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    Give me a nickles worth...
     
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    Night Ape Well-Known Member

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    Someone else's or my own?
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    I know the feeling
     
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    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    whose dick is it?
     
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    fredrogers Well-Known Member

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    I'd need to know more specifics. Where does the goo go? Only one dick?
    If it's a veiny 7 inches and not too girthy, I'd do it for an even million.
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Guys do it for free every day :dontknow: