How much weight will Howard try to lose before his "tribute" ?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Do you think his buddy Gov. Chris Christie will be there?

    Will Howard goof on his weight like does Gary, Jon and Jason and tell the guy
    he should eat 4 ounces of grilled salmon and half a plain baked potato to lose his wide hips?
     
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    Hopefully all of it.
     
  3. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Howard is like a eighteen year old girl. "Does this scarf make my ass look fat?"
     
  5. PelicanWig

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    Ha ha best thread of the year!!!!!!!
     
  6. Phillipmcd

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    Christian Bale could lose a good 20-30lbs
     
  7. tHISisKiSSeL

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    It was bizarre when he asked Steven Tyler if he ate over 1000 calories a day as if that was a lot.
     
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    When I want to cut fat fairly quickly, I will drop down to around 1,000 calories a day.

    It isn't easy, either.

    Pelican limiting calories that much every day is bizarre. He's going to become a brittle man that way.
     
  9. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    What is this tribute thing about?
     
  10. beetlejosh

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    60th birthday, I suppose.
     
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    What kind of birthday cake do you get for someone like Howard, who watches everything he eats?

    Do you just get an eggplant, stick a candle in it, and write "Happy Birthday, Howard" on it with tomato paste icing??
     
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    He's not touching that cake, no way.
     
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    Before you know it he'll be bitching about an overall lack of energy and need to pass out on his desk immediately following the show.

    I love that he puts zero correlation between the two. A six-year old knows what carbs provide. Say it with me, class.
     
  14. pilo

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    going to become??
    have you seen him tottering around? he has the nimbleness of a 100 year old
     
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    Howard is trying to out-skinny death and ugly.

    Meanwhile, he looks uglier and nearer to death than ever.

    He looks like a buzzard, and looks like buzzards should be circling him.
     
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    there's a gif that gets posted here a lot of him being led by ronnie off the AGT stage after yet another hilarious wacky stern dance and he's panting and gasping like he just ran the NYC marathon
     
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    Steps are his new Imus-level mortal enemy. :grad:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    the camera adds 10-lbs robin
     
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    then just how many cameras are on Robin?

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    This is a guy who claims to hit the gym regularly. My 87 year old uncle, who has had two heart attacks and a valve replacement, could hang with Howard's :quote:workout:quote: