How much $$$$ will Howard leave to staff/wack pack in his will when he dies?

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  1. SlowAdam

    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    Today I read this article where the recently deceased coach of UNC basketball Dean Smith, left $200 to all his former players in his will for them to enjoy a night/dinner out:

    http://espn.go.com/mens-college-bas...r-heels-coach-dean-smith-leaves-200-letterman

    Do you think Howard will leave anything for his staff when he dies? He is worth hundreds of millions. Most will go to charity, his daughters, Beth, cats, other family/close friends I'm sure. Surely he could skim a million or 2 off the top of his estate to hook up JD, Richard, Jason etc. Maybe even a few beloved wack packers. Leaving them 10k or even 100k each would be a drop in the bucket to him and his estate, but mean the world to these other guys. Think he will (pun intended), and if so who gets what?

    I would disperse his estate as follows (will conservatively say he has 350 million to give):

    all property/houses/apartments/rights to Howard stern show content goes to Beth and his 3 kids

    100 million for Beth
    50 million for each of his 3 kids and their families and future kids
    50 million to his cats and various charities
    40 million to various close friends, associates, hangers-on like Ralph, Ross Zapin, Dr. Lou, etc.

    10 million left for staff (current and former) and worthy/favorite wackpackers to split up: jason, will, richard, sal, JD, robin, fred, gary, brandano, scott salem, benjy, gange, scott depace, richie wilson, brian phelan, doug z goodstein, grillo, KC, tracy, HTV staff. and beloved wackpackers (not the dirtbags like elliott offen and hi pitch): elephant boy, crackhead bob, wendy and gary the retard, bigfoot, beetle, etc.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Will? Those marbles are going right into the ground with me. Right Robin?
     
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    money will be buried with him in a guarded tomb
     
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    its all going to his wife and kids.
     
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    He's probably gonna cash out and bury the money in the coffin with him.
     
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    Then I hope I'm alive to see it. The melt down of Beth O from being left out of the will would be epic.
     
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    I would be SHOCKED if he left anyone of his coworkers a thin dime.

    If he did, the question would be become, will Beth sue.
     
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    Just because he puts it in the will doesn't mean it will happen

    Stern will leave it all to his wife and kids. Maybe already has trusts set up for them.

    But it will be hilarious if a girlfriend or Ralph enters the picture with a law suit to contest the will.

    How will Buckwald take 15% on the will? I'm sure he'll find a way.
     
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    Howard will outlive them all. They all live unhealthy, drug, booze and food driven lives
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    only a rightful heir, which Ralph is not, can contest a will
     
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    People don't leave assets to their friends or extended family and you expect Howard to leave money to his employees and whackpackers? :facepalm:
     
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    He'll build a $500 million tomb.
     
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    zero point zero...
     
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    But isn't it up to the court to decide who is the rightful heir? I guess there have to be other versions of the will that conflict heirs.

    Didn't Anna Nicole get screwed out of. Bunch of money because the kids of the old coot she married contested the will?
     
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    Come on...seriously? Howie isn't going to leave any of his staff anything...and wack packers? You think helped ETM's family with his funeral expenses? Or Blue Iris or Hank? I highly doubt it. Howie isn't leaving anybody anything.
     
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    No, the court does not determine who an heir is, the laws of succession do. Anna Nicole was his wife, that's why she could contest the will.
     
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    Howard's heirs at law are only his wife and children--only they could contest any will he makes (other beneficiaries and creditors can contest or file a claim to a will), but the have to have a legal basis
     
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