How much would you need to be paid to watch your mom get double-teamed in granny porn?

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    She'll be doing it all. Multiple positions. DP. She'll suck mad dick and take loads in her face, and to collect the money you have to watch every frame of it with your eyes open.

    I'm curious to find out who'll come in with the lowest bid, and no, @Shivvy -- you can't be in it with her.
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    What's a lace curtain motherfucker like you doing in the Staties
     
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    1,000,000 turkish lira
     
  4. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    What's that work out to in Murrican?
     
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    Not sure. 5 bucks?
     
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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    Free, I want her to enjoy herself.
     
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    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    I can't really say much because I've never started a thread, but this one is pretty bad.
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Good point. It's a lot of fun for moms.
     
  13. Chriza

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    AHHHHH....what a little cutie pie.
     
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    Rod-Stroker Well-Known Member

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    My mom's is 86 yo and is a amputee and is bed ridden and her diaper needs to be changed every 3 hours or so.
    Can I get payment in exchange for a caregiver ? Say 6 months of service 3X a day with special care to wipe the creams on her bed/diaper rash
    Those are my terms consider it done.
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    In my case, it would be necrophilia.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    My mom is only eligible for MILF porn at this time.
     
  18. Capn Crud

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    Could have been a creampie

    What

    is this thing on??
     
  19. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    No doubt she was a piece of a cream pie.
     
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    ..go on.. :jerk: