How much would you need to be paid to watch your mom get double-teamed in granny porn?

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    She'll be doing it all. Multiple positions. DP. She'll suck mad dick and take loads in her face, and to collect the money you have to watch every frame of it with your eyes open.

    I'm curious to find out who'll come in with the lowest bid, and no, @shitty -- you can't be in it with her.
     
  2. Shivvy

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    What's a lace curtain motherfucker like you doing in the Staties
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    1,000,000 turkish lira
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    What's that work out to in Murrican?
     
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    Not sure. 5 bucks?
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Free, I want her to enjoy herself.
     
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    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    I can't really say much because I've never started a thread, but this one is pretty bad.
     
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    Good point. It's a lot of fun for moms.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    AHHHHH....what a little cutie pie.
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    My mom's is 86 yo and is a amputee and is bed ridden and her diaper needs to be changed every 3 hours or so.
    Can I get payment in exchange for a caregiver ? Say 6 months of service 3X a day with special care to wipe the creams on her bed/diaper rash
    Those are my terms consider it done.
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    In my case, it would be necrophilia.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    My mom is only eligible for MILF porn at this time.
     
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    Could have been a creampie

    What

    is this thing on??
     
  19. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    No doubt she was a piece of a cream pie.
     
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    ..go on.. :jerk: