How NOT to use tow straps

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  1. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do? VIP

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    :jj:

    love how that dude made him feel like a total asshole.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    That is a move a broad would make. Or an Asian.
     
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    So he's helping the guy out and he takes a vid of it, calls him stupid, and then lectures him? I would have smashed the dude's camera/phone
     
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    What a dope. Needs to nominated for a Darwin Award for sure.
     
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    "Well that's what you do with the straps. You just go"

    "No"

    :jj:
     
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    He says it like he 'knows'.:jj::jj::jj:
    This made my day.
     
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    I wonder if he can tell Beth Stern where to get a good set of tires for her son.
     
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    he got off easy considering he has no brain
     
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    Or Howard.
     
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    The *friend" has the most annoying condescending tone - the kid has just wrecked his car trying to help another friend out and then has to put up with that asshole, I think I would have knocked the cunt out.
     
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    Lesson: Compact pickups are not exactly built like tanks. I had a Tacoma once with a plastic bed.
     
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    Asshole filming it comes across as a true narcissist. Dude is helping somebody out, and not only does he get no praise or thanks, he actually gets insulted. True narcissists are supposedly incapable of empathy. Rather than empathize with the guy whose truck gets fucked up, he downright degrades him.

    One great example of a narcissist story was told to me by a female friend of mine. She said she knew she knew she was dating a narcissist, but it didn't really get to her until she told the dude her father had cancer. She said by the end of the conversation, they were talking about how her boyfriend's calves weren't big enough. That's the perfect example of a narcissist.
     
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    Why are you guys defending the retard who was driving the white truck? Just because he was "trying" to help, he gets a free pass?

    It could just as easily have been the black truck that got damaged... I would have knocked the shithead out of he gave me any lip for telling him he's a fuckin' retard for doing that.

    Those straps have no give... where did he think all the energy was going to go from him zipping backwards at 20mph?
     
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    That guy was dumb and deserved to be mocked.
     
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    That's what happens when you're raised by a single mother and you spend your adolescence gaming
     
  17. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    It's pretty obvious that nobody in this scene was a rocket scientist. Who knows what the moron that got stuck was thinking, then the white power Ranger shows up and totally ignores basic laws of physics, then wonders what the hell happened ... like it's somehow unexpected.
     
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    Actually tow straps do have "give" built in. "Recovery straps" are the most flexible They all look like ratchet straps you'd see tying down a load, but they are actually flexible on purpose. He just went beyond their ability to flex. He's yet another victim of learning life mostly through YouTube videos and having no father around to teach him shit like common sense.
     
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    Yeah I got this shit.. Hold my beer...
     
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    Anthony Cumia was promoting ankle straps with a dildo that was really dumb too.:bounce:
     
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