How odd it is that Beef is not famous yet?

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  1. Jayla

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    I mean, she's had a publicity machine behind her full force for FIFTEEN YEARS. She not only has a super agent pushing her, but her husband has a media platform to shove her down everyone's throats - and he does/has, every chance he gets. AND to top it off, we're living through the in the any-asshole-who's-willing-to-whore-themselves-out-can-be-famous era right now. Kim Kardashian, The Situation, The Real "Housewives", it doesn't take talent or brains or even looks to capture the American public's attention nowadays, just a good publicity machine and platform, and Beef STILL isn't famous? In fact, she's barely known outside of die-hard Wiggy sycophants and us here at Dawg's. Beef it's time. Show your hatchet wound. If you do it by "accident" I promise, we'll go along with it. But show it, that's all you have left.
     
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    Pussies are for rescueing, not showing
     
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    That and be featured in obscure Hampton's magazines
     
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    In order for one to be famous, one must possess a talent. Something that Beff O' is completely devoid of.
     
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    I'd be willing to bet that ALOT of people have seen Beefs rancid Clam.
    Maybe not in the states but in the middle east i her pussy is more recognizable then the Quran.
     
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    Beef isn't famous for two reasons: no talent and Howard's boundaries. She doesn't have talent--can't sing, we have seen her Katie Couric Show dancing (oi vey), her voice quality and conversation unscripted are not television/radio/podcast acceptable. That leaves venues for the desperate to be famous. We can thank Howard for his privacy boundaries! You see although Dancing With The Stars, Real Housewives and other venues for the desperate to be famous idiots (perfect for Beef) offer her opportunities, Howard says "Not my horse face wife!" So she is left to clutch cats, wander her home beaches taking selfless and trying to create media fame on Instagram and Twitter.
     
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    The fact that she's not famous does give me some hope for the future of this world. :pray:
     
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    It's like beat the clock. And it takes a good 15 seconds for the "edit" box to load.
     
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    It was on a Mark Friggin HSS summary, Howie said Dancing With The Stars offered Beth the opportunity. I would have watched that nightmare. Actually 20 million would hav
    And I have seen Kim K in person -- she is pretty without or with butt implants :D Beth just doesn't have it. She is willing to make an ass of herself on the Real Housewives. Howard says no. He actually has a little sense. "Beth, Don and I will make sure you have the image you deserve." Actually he was correct, although its not the one he hoped for.
     
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    Beth's only shot at "fame" is to be on one of those housewife shows. Only problem is wiggy would never allow cameras in his home(s) or give the public any insight into the goings on at wig manor. Wiggy would prefer to preserve the charade that she's a hard-working animoe activist who doesn't waste all her time on instagram or attend useless red carpet events.
     
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    And you know she's dying to be on that kind of show.
     
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    Yeah. I think Wiggy has her right where he wants her. He's probably tired of her tantrums and constant demands, ( which is why he doest live with her anymore ) but he never wanted her to be too successful. Good news for him, she isn't. :giggle:
     
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    I agree with this. Otherwise the reasons she is not famous are endless. There is just nothing to like.

    Apart from having no talent and a voice from hell -- she's got the added feature of being completely taken with herself:


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    She's self-absorbed to the point that she was ticked off at the thought that Bianca might wait for her on the imaginary Rainbow Bridge because she would be "miserable" without her:

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    She looks and acts bizarrely on camera -- it's actually hard to look at her:

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    She's 100% unphotogenic in photos not taken by Howard Stern. This is an actual screen shot from her small appearance in the unknown film "Saturday Morning." I screamed when I first saw this:

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    She should try releasing a sex tape. Worked for all other talentless cunts. :c
     
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    Me thinks Beth is outrageous and cunty. Howard and Bucky-wald created "she is an angel" persona. Bet her next two Botox injections, she isn't so nice.
     
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    Oh, I don't think she's nice AT ALL. I'm just saying she's insulated from ppl who will fight bad/fight dirty against her, which is what those shows are all about.
     
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    Can't prove it, but wouldn't be surprised there is one or two tapes somewhere. I refuse to believe Howard wasn't pumping her butt before and after he married her. please you don't get billionaires by singing Amazing Grace.
     
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    I'd hardly call being able to take a nice sized pipe and fucking like a champ talent less. :D

    Beff is a 40 something washed up modeo who has given us absolutely NOTHING. At least we got to watch Kim K get fucked on camera.
     
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    Yes and you know we'd all watch. We'd need therapy after, but we'd watch. Then again, she's so uninteresting and unremarkable, perhaps we'd be the ONLY ppl who'd watch? Poor Beef can't get a break!
     
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