How often do you all masturbate?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    And on average, how long does it take you to cum?
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Maybe you should ask, "How often do you not..."?
     
  4. larryluncg

    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    These questions sound kind of gay to me
     
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    Good question to ask that dude in the S.O.A. who was always jerking off. He wound up getting his hands cut off.
     
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    What day of the week?
     
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    About 3 times a month. I just need 10 minutes and a good amateur porn.
     
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    24/7. It gets a little awkward at work for though.
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Three or four times a week now. Used to be daily, but I'm 44 now, and can't manufacture a batch that quickly anymore
     
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    As much as it takes not to murder my family and all bystanders.

    /end thread
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Im currently in the midst of a 17 day dry spell.
     
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    Whenever I see a new Hilaria yoga pose on Instagram.
    :yes:
     
  16. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Noice!


    Ladies, dont be shy.

    This question is for you too.
     
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    i am married 15 yrs so I jerk off daily.
     
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    As I get older, I'm spanking the monkey less frequently. When I started at age 14, I was doing it three times a day. I remember being sick at home once and I did it five times that day. Now, it's about twice per week at most. As for the amount of time to reach the Point of No Return, that depends on (1) how good the porn I'm watching is (2) whether I'm in a rush or not and (3) how long it's been since the last tube cleaning. On a good day, with all conditions being favorable, about 10 to 15 minutes.
     
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    Daily. Takes anywhere from 3-15 minutes depending on mood and whether I've found good porn.

    I actually wanted to see if I could go a week without it but I always forget by like the second day.
     
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    Here here. Married 12 years. The honeymoon is over
     
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