How often do you all poop?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    And it is usually a sinker or a floater?

    Do you enjoy dropping a deuce at work? Do you give courtesy flushes?

    Or make your coworkers suffer the stench?



    Ever pull a Tim Sabean and get away with it?
     
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    GP, don't let that "2013 poster of the year" thing go to your head...
     
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    Every 30-45 minutes.
     
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    I've evolved, GP. I just carry my shit in a little bag on the side of my body now everywhere I go.
     
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    You're full of SHIT!!!
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Is your real name Robin Quivers?
     
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    Where ever the urge hits, but usually at home
    Courtesy flushing is for girls
    Sinker
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I just dropped my first deuce of the year. Sunk like a mother fucker. I feel 4 pounds lighter.
     
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    Congrats on "Poster of the Year"!
     
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    Sinkers mean you eat healthier. Floaters are full of grease.
     
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    I had a weird one the other day - dropped two bombs, one a floater and one a sinker. Figure that one out.
     
  12. Gromit

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    2-3 times a day depending. Usually sinkers. Usually am able to take care of it at home.
     
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    2-3 times a day?!?!???????? how much do you eat.

    i'm lucky if i go once a day. lately, i've had sinkers but they don't come out that easy....i think i need more fiber in my diet.
     
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    When I was younger once in the morning when waking up. Then once after breakfast.

    Theses days I am lucky if it is 3x a week. I think as we age constipation is normal. I hope so anyway.

    If I eat Trader Joe's Os (Cheerios, but organic) for breakfast, I get the runs in the afternoon ( The op asked).

    Sinkers usually.
     
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    I ride dirt bikes and shit at the same time.
     
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    An adult should crap as often as a baby. :grad:
     
  17. jwblue

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    Probably true, but not reality. After 30 and especially 40 the body begins to breaks down.
     
  18. Stinkfist

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    I eat habaneros and ghost chilis daily.

    I love the heat.

    But my stomach doesn't.

    2-5 times a day.

    I will never have colon cancer.
     
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    Sounds like you have terminal colon cancer. Sorry, man
     
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    One explosive beer shit diarrhea in the morning, then a biggie at about 3 pm.

    That was today, anyway.