Entertainment How often do you have such a clean shit that no wipe is necessary?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    it rarely happens for me. probably because im an alcoholic. but the other day i took a great shit, and it was a totally clean wipe. i was like :yes:
     
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  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    2 days in a row, at the moment. Both morning poops.
     
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    Still use a wet wipe though. Need to stay fresh for those blowies. :slick:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i do love using wipes. i also will onyl use Cottonelle with Aloe
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    She's doing it wrong.
     
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    Not nearly often enough :uline:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    very elliot offen.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Eh..these days I'll settle for a liquid shit that wipes up super easy.
     
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  9. Mr. Potato Head

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    No, she's not. Freshness knows no bounds!:grad:
     
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    Preparation H for me.

    So long as I remember to take my fiber, my wiping is pretty minimal.
     
  11. Shivvy

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    im ok with some stank
     
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    Well, when you start blowing me, I'll stop using them. :lo5:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :pie:
     
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    We might need to send a t-800 to stop you from starting this thread
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :pie:
     
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    You want me to poke you in the eye?:scratch:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    yes
     
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    With my wiener??
     
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    :snicker:
     
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    After going swimming I always get a ghost wipe for some reason :dontknow: