How often do you masterbate?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    once or twice a week for me
     
  2. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    Does turkey gravy come out?
     
  3. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    i am thoroughly grossed out thinking of you jerking it ewwwwe
     
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  4. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That seems low. Most guys claim they do it every day - or nearly every day. Too much estrogen? Gynecomastia?
     
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  5. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    My lady asked "do you ever think of me when you jerk off??"

    I said yes.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    hes gay and has the beetus
     
  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Ah.
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I jerk it hard
     
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  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    only one of these are true
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Husker Riley Well-Known Member

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    So the beetus is in remission Mike?
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    No its not
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    there is no cure
     
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  14. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    If I'm tired, I might go two or three days without. Hot weather, Latinas in leggings walking the hood.....up to 3 times per day.
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    mmmmmmmmmm latinas
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Mike is all about that bass
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    This fuck is ending soon because I'm ejaculating.
     
  18. yosemite sam

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    mike what if your hand falls off from beetus while your boppin your bologna? Stuff to think about buddy
     
  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    no fucking tribble
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    You just blew my mind