How often do you Purell ?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Do you Purell as much as the mentally damaged Howard Stern and his staff does?


    Those fucking pussies seem to be under the impression that using Purell 50 times a day is


    1. Normal

    2. Will make germs magically go away


    The truth is and any 8th grader can tell you this... Purell kills germs but those dead germs stay on your hands.

    The best way of getting germs off your hands is the simple act of washing your fucking hands... shocking right?


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  2. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Rarely ever. That shit kills all bacteria, including the good bacteria, which actually helps prevent illness.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    When I shit on my hands. :coffee:
     
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    fuzzynuts 99% Relevant

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    I use it when I shit on your hands too.
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    Have never used it and haven't had a cold in 3 years. I just wash my hands well and don't put my hands
    in my mouth. That is all marketing shit to get people to buy something they don't need. TLD is 100%
    right about it killing the good bacteria.
     
  6. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Y'all know the best disinfectant in the world?


    steam.
     
  7. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    This.

    But Sammy, you've got to keep your hands out of your mouth, nose and eyes too. Those three places are easy ways into your system.
     
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    Exactly, it kills 99.9% of bacteria which leaves plenty of room for the 0.1% of shit that it doesn't kill to grow, I'd be more worried about that shit than all the other.
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    Beth :cheer:
     
  10. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    if I see a bottle, I use it.

    If that's twice a day, twice.

    If that's 50x a day, sofuckingbeit.
     
  11. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    This shit is also helping bacteria to develop better immune systems.
     
  12. Kool

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    never, I do wash my hands like 8x a day
     
  13. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Don't worry about that 0.1% it's so miniscule it's virtually undetectable.

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  14. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Purell and over use of antibiotics will bite mankind in the ass one day....

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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Oh I'm fully waiting for MERS to come over here. Hopefully in NYC.
     
  16. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    awww man , thanks for giving my thread AIDS...

    could a Mod please delete this thread and set all of the Shed servers on fire please?
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    Taking the time to wash your hands seems a lot cleaner to me.
     
  18. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    I once used it to try to beat off. that was a bad idea. A very bad idea
     
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    Try toothpaste next time.:hhh:
     
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    There's a 4% chance or less that your thread now is HIV positive.