WTF How often do you shit?

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    sometimes it's once a day, others it's after eating anything...o
     
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    Well this was supposed to be a poll...
     
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    I'm good for about 2 a day. When things are normal. My belly gets really out of wack a few times a year. Nomally around the time it starts to get real hot out.
    Which reminds me...I need to pick up some probiotics.
     
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    each time I listen to the new HSS.
     
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    Before and after shits, usually.
     
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    Doesn't happen. I'm above such primitive behavior.
     
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    I knew Beth lurked here. :crazybye:
     
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    Every chance I get and then some.
     
  10. Beth143nacho

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    Makes me want to punch a kitten in the face
     
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    Twice a day . Love it when I smash it at work , prop open the shithouse door witn trashcan , and allow my coworkers enjoy the vapors .
     
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    Never
     
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    I'm a very regular once a day in the morning, before my shower.
     
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    the doc has me taking a lot of fiber so i can be good for 3+ depending on the day..
     
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    A question I would love to have a long intimate discussion with beth about over a large spicy indian meal with lots of freely available alchohol to loosen her up, both her mouth and asshole.To end the debate forever on whether she in fact shits.
     
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    4 to 5 times a week
     
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    Once a day
     
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    Most days I take a dump first thing in the morning. Part of my morning routine shit, shower and shave. If for some reason there is nothing in the chamber early in the morning once I get some coffee in me at work I'll be making a beeline to the Men's room newspaper under my arm Al Bundy style.

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