WTF How Often Do You Shower/Take A Bath?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dexterdog, Apr 14, 2016.

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How Often Do You Shower/Take A Bath?

Poll closed Apr 21, 2016.
  1. Daily

    75 vote(s)
    83.3%
  2. Every Second Day

    4 vote(s)
    4.4%
  3. Three Times A Week

    7 vote(s)
    7.8%
  4. Once A Week

    1 vote(s)
    1.1%
  5. Monthly (Whether I Need It Or Not)

    2 vote(s)
    2.2%
  6. Never

    1 vote(s)
    1.1%
  1. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    Don't know if BennyMuso ever did this one, but I was listening to some doctor on the radio today talking about how we shouldn't be showering more than twice a week because we eliminate necessary good bacteria from our bodies and dry out our skin as well, making it more susceptible to infections. I can't the thought of going longer than 24 hours without showering. I'm curious, what say you all?
     
  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Almost always shower in the morning and bath at night. Thanks for asking.
     
  3. BobWeired

    BobWeired VIP Extreme Gold

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    Twice a day. Can't vote.
     
  4. Jayla

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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I take two showers a day. :grad:

    One when I get up, and another when I get home from work. Both times, I rinse my hair. The evening shower I condition my luxurious hair. Both times I use body wash for all areas.

    :fil:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I was thinking that if I cut my hair, I could probably get away without the morning shower.

    And if I 'get rid' of Swifty, that would also save me about 10 minutes time in the morning.
     
  7. dexterdog

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    Didn't think there would be many more-than-once-a-day people... although I'm sure there are some. I'm more interested in seeing how many stinky ones there are.
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    Now, I don't use shampoo on my hair.

    Almost ever. :fil:
     
  9. Random Dude

    Random Dude Shit Mult

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    At a very minimum daily.

    Anybody that's different needs to worship Allah, wit cho smelly asshole ass.
     
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    Daily. What are we, neanderthals
     
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    yuuup
     
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    Once a day, unless I jizz all over the place then it's twice, but since we are in drought conditions in Cali, I try to blow my load on my wife's back or neck to stay clean.:jackoff:
     
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  14. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I'm a fat fuck .. I have to do it every day
     
  15. MilkyDischarge

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    Golden showers only on the weekend
     
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    two showers a day
     
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    This made me chuckle.
     
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    do the world a favor. shower daily. no one wants to smell your ass :sarcastic:
     
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    I guess if you have sex with anyone besides yourself you could make the argument that a 2nd shower is needed in a day. Other than that 1 is good. Summer time with any kind of physical job can mean 2 are needed.


    As I get older I feel like my butt is nastier and can't really justify going past a day without being hosed down.
     
  20. Mr Vengeance

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    This place has become as out of ideas as Howie......
     
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