Conspiracy How often do you take a dump ?

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  1. SternsEgo

    SternsEgo Well-Known Member

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    I'm every couple of days...not sure if that's good :confused:
     
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    3 to 5 times a day.
     
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    Willy Pfister Indivisible Resister

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    Every morning. Sometimes twice but always before I shower/leave the house.

    Super hangovers, McDonald's meals and illness are the only exceptions
     
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    2-3 times a day.

    Mine really started stinking over the past year.
     
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    Usually once a day, on occasion I'll crank out a second one.
     
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    One of my simple pleasures in life. A good shit. Taking a much needed piss. A tasty meal. And an orgasm. All of those in the same day and I'm as giddy as a virgin on prom night.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    As often as i need to.
     
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    Once a day in the AM... Diet is key
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP Gold

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    The moment I get off work and am at my apartment. Strange I haven't felt the need to take a shit all day, I'm going to sleep in about an hour. This will be one of those shitless days.
     
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    Every 15 minutes, unless I'm constipated. Then it's every 30 minutes.
     
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    Lol conspiracy.
     
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    How often to chicks shit? ...human women, not beth.
     
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    Twice a day minimum, daily and holy gay what a question.
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    2, sometimes 3 healthy shits a day.

    But i drink a lot of coffee, juice and protien drinks, so not sure if that is normal.
     
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    @Nikkerz
     
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    It varies. Once a day for the most part but it's not uncommon either to do it twice a day or once every 3 days.
     
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    Most girls I ask this question answer 2-3 times a day which is somewhat unsettling. I was hoping like Beth they only shit out a few squirrel pellets once a month.
     
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    3 :sdance:
     
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