How often do you take a shit?

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  1. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    Please tell me if you are male or female and how often you shit. Just curious.

    I am male and shit once per day. :shit:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    You look like the last shit I took.
     
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    Female

    like 16 time a day or sumthin


    double guns fatso
     
  4. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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  5. Ridic Too

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    Female

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    Never :giggle:
     
  6. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Not much in the past 2 days
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    I make pellets like an owl.
     
  8. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    Some women I know claim they only shit like once a week. That can't be good for them.
     
  9. Nick Beef

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    Eating some prunes might help.
     
  10. Ridic Too

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    I used to bang a chick that claimed she only shit once every 2 or 3 months.
     
  11. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    Could you imagine only shitting 4 to 6 times a year? :jj:
     
  12. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Yeah I heard that
     
  13. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Black women call that giving birth.
     
  14. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    Jesus Christ. :facepalm: :giggle:
     
  15. Jasper

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    Once a year on your birthday would be even better!!
     
  16. Ridic Too

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    No. I enjoy shitting
     
  17. Ridic Too

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    :lol:
     
  18. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    Which is better, a good piss or a good shit? :bigthink
     
  19. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Me too. It's one of the reasons i don't get gay guys. It's such a relief to have nothing in your ass.
     
  20. Ridic Too

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    Shit. Pissing hurts.