How often do you urinate outdoors?

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    I'm at like at least 42% of the time.

    Love it.
     
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    22% of the time.
    Do you poop outside also?
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I have been known to take a leak in our back yard :jj:

    Much to my wife's displeasure.
     
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    Mr Sinister Gold

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    Often as possible
     
  5. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I pee outside all the time. When I was out on the jobsites I shit in the woods all the time. No way I was sing the Porta-potties.
     
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  6. Johnnykstaint

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    As often as the opportunity presents itself- unfortunately thats only a couple times a week. :down:
     
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  7. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Exactly!
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    About a dozen times a week, all on Friday nights.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Question is: how often do I urinate indoors (?)
     
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    Every night while walking the dog before bed.

    He likes company.
     
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    Zero point zero percent of the time :coffee:
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    As much as possible, but still only like 7 - 8 percent
     
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    There was a time when I was hitting the high 70's, but now it's less than 1%. The opportunity just isn't there anymore. :depressed:
     
  14. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    C'mon over, Friday's my night!
     
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    only at night and when i'm drunk, so all the time.
     
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    Not nearly as often as I wish I could.
     
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    At least 70% of the time.
     
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    I have the beetus so alot
     
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    Backyard peeing is the best
     
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