How often does Howard see his daughters?

Once a year?

How often does he talk to them?

 

Whenever they need money or have a new girl to show.

 

0.0 days per week.

 

they pop up now and then on his google alerts.

 

I'm certain he sees more of them on here than he does at home.

 

He sleeps with his daughter every night. Oops, I forgot that is his wife. Easy to get that confused.

 

See his daughters' what?

 

He's given hints that Debra, the middle one who is now in Vietnam, rarely speaks to him. He used to see Ashley once a week during his mandated visitation but that ended last year, it would be interesting to know how much less they see other now.

 

I still want to know which one hates Beth. I assume it is Debra since she moved to San Fran and then out of the country.

 

Wow, you guys are real superfans.

 

His 3 Faggot Daughters only care about seeing their monthly support checks he sends their leeching no job having asses . . .

 

Emily didn't even give him thanks in her CD credits. She gave thanks to her sisters and her mom... but not dad. The kicker is that she gave thanks to a to a fucking crazy/hippie festival!

Also, Debra is laughing her ass off... in Vietnam:



She must be living like a queen over there off her trust fund.

 

This.

 

that's really giving it to daddy....payback for all the years he spent exploiting her mother and escaping to the basement.

 

With or without clothes on?

 

Debra: You got girlfriend in Vietnam. Me so horny, Me love you long time.

 

somewhere between once a year and never

 

I think howard has mentioned a couple of times not receiving a card for Father's Day. I was surprised he admitted that on air since he is always worried about his image.

 

She didn't thank her step-mom, either.

or her step-dad

but it's a petty, meaningless rebellion until she starts sending the checks back and gets a job.

ironically that would probably do wonders for her poetry, too......................and by "do wonders" i mean "get her to stop writing it"

iirc she came back within a month or two.

Ashley seems like she's at least having some kind of slutty party-girl fun, but the other two seem like completely shipwrecked souls.