How Old Till You Give Your Kid A Swiss Army Knife?(with genuine faux Ivory Toothpick)

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    I know this should be determined on a case-by-case basis, but I'm just wondering WWDRD? (What Would Dawg's Retards Do?)


    We have a tenth birthday coming up, and I'm considering it. :bigthink:


    Back in the day, we'd be talking about a .22 rifle, like in "A Christmas Story", but with the pussification of kids today, if he were to cut himself, I'd probably be brought up on charges.


    How can a country that doesn't go to war have the best army knife on the planet?

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  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I had a pocket knife when i was 5.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I think 10 is about right if he's a responsible kid.
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Exactly. This is what I meant by pussification!
     
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    Edit: Kids are off limits
     
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    And guess what :secret: To this day I have never stabbed anyone with it either.
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    That's rare, for a Mexican-American!
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    God forbid a kid forget he has it in a pocket or a backpack and get caught with it at school.

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    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    I had my first pocket knife when I was around nine or ten...needed it for Cub Scouts
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    zactly.
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    This is the main reason for my hesitance...taking it out of the house to school.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Yeah, that's got to be tempting to a kid. Gone are the days of taking Grandpa's Old Timer to school for show and tell.
     
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    You talking to me brah?

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  14. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Were you fucking around earlier this week, or did you really visit Baltimore Mike? I just glanced at the title but never clicked.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I think my son had 3 .22s before he got his first knife. :bigthink

    Spoiled little fucker.
     
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    Dawgie got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Did he ever put his or another kid's eye out with it?
     
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    Mack lying, again! Who gives a retard a gun?! :backlol:
     
  19. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Former Vice Regent to the Bar POTY Gold

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    Knife at 8, .22 rifle at 10.
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Former Vice Regent to the Bar POTY Gold

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    The kid in A Christmas Story got a bb gun, not a .22. That being said, if your son isn't a fag he should get a .22 at 10.