How old were you when you lost your virginity????? My Story....

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    So, I'll tell you my story because this dickface just tried to friend me on Facebook. I was 16, dating this 19 year old who had a D1 full ride Baseball scholarship, so we are dating for a while, and I went to visit him for the weekend at his campus, he tells me while he was playing a game, a talent agent approached him, and told him he should be in movies, and miraculously it was "something he always wanted to do" and he was thinking of dropping out of school, and moving to Hollywood!
    So, since he was going to do this, we may not have another chance to "do it" so I did it.....a month later he dropped out moved to LA, and I NEVER HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN......a few years later, taking from his Baseball skills, he landed a roll in this.....he's one of these guys.....sooooo NOT friending you douchebag!!! All is NOT forgiven....
    What about you???????
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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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  3. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    i remember vividly thinking god its finally happening over and over so fucking excited :jj: My penis was like this is the shit way to go dog!!!
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...i was 11 she was 16.
     
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    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    16. She was 17. First time for both. I wore her down with begging and we did it before a school dance when my whole family was out. Blonde, D-cup, great body....I miss that now. Being a dumbass, I didn't realize that this being her first time as well, that she'd start bleeding. After we're done I see this large red stain on my sheet and mattress. Panic mode! My mom is going to notice this!! So, I go downstairs, get some Welch's grape juice and spill it over the stain. Clumsy me, mom!!! Flipped over the mattress, and problem solved.
     
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    Same exact story for me, except they became extra in Slap Shot
     
  7. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    I bet a girl in 10th grade I'd get a better grade on the Alegbra test

    Never studied harder, man she had huge tits

    Thanks Becky, that memory still draws interest from the spank bank
     
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    I was 15. The other guy was 16.
     
  9. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Very vanilla story. I was 17 and she was 15. Her parents were away for the weekend and we fucked like maniacs for the whole weekend.

    In retrospect, fucking a 15-year old girl. Ahhhhhhhh....

    Never again, unless I make it to Thailand i guess...
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    we have a mudsharker :coffee:
     
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    I was 18, she was 25. We went to my house where my parents were gone, but my 15 year old sister was home with one of her friends. I paid my sister, and her friend, $10 each to not make a sound or bother me the rest of the night.

    I ate muff for the first time, and I thought I needed a gas mask.
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    :giggle:
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I was eighteen. My boyfriend was going to a boarding school. Girls were not allowed in the bedrooms. He snuck me up there. Much to my horror his bedroom was covered with playboy centerfolds!! Everywhere I looked i could see the airbrushed vixens. He Gave me vodka and OJ to relax me. It took a lot of them and me keeping my eyes closed to do the deed. Talk about eeeee. Me, a thin non buxom virgin. Not ideal, but I could never forget that..
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    You lost your virginity to that old baseball clown dude, didnt you...

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    I was 5....she was 32.....my kindergarten teacher and she was hot!!
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I can't tell you how many guys have told me their first time was with their babysitter...Its an epidemic I tell ya..
     
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    I was 19 but I will never forget it. She was 16, I was smitten...I had to move to California but spent years trying to find that girl. She wrote her number down but the lipstick smeared.
    :sad:
     
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    What a coincidence, i also paid your sister an her friend when i lost my virginity.
     
  19. Wesmantooth

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    the next gen of dangers will no doubtlessly have these stories with all these treacherous throwing their vags around these elementary schools :lmao:
     
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    I was 119. In dog years.