How pissed was beth when howard ..

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  1. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    told RDJ that he masterbates thinking about people he use to have sex with ? Beth must be so lame in the sack.(that is if they even have sex)
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Why would Beth care that Howard thinks about Ralph a lot?
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    I remember when he was first with Beth he said he never thinks about other women and just beats off to her..Times have changed..I'm sure she could care less who he beats off to, as long as she doesnt have to have sex with him.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Most of you guys here you no its never the hole package, theres damage some where.
     
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    Ingens VIP Extreme Gold

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    Remember, Beth swears that she never listens to the show.....
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    His surely clued-in grown daughters must be thrilled hearing that their 60 year old father jerks off to Ralph
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    For a married man with such a supposed "hot model" wife, he seems to always be beating off and never having actual sex with her.
     
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    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    guarantee when she's actually home Beth has many, many headaches. not like Howard actually wants to have sex with her either though.
     
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    Howard is pissed every morning when howard awakes from his sleep. :killa:
     
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    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    That's because he always has to piss. :giggle:
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    He is so pissed about his leaky faucet.
     
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    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    On the show this week Stern said he's now watching fetish masterbation porno where a "Mother" jerks someone off. So what Stern is saying is he fantasizes about his Mother jerking him off.

    I think that is root of all his problems.
     
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    Beef is far to busy getting plowed by her old boy toy co-host to be concerned with the wigs masturbation activities. I'm sure old Howie compensates John Stamos well to throw beef a bone once in a while.
     
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    The constant talk about jerking off, besides the YouPorn plug, is a passive aggressive way of bitching that she stays in the Hampton's while he comes to the city to work. That is her biggest "fuck you" to him, leaving the guy who hates to be alone, alone four nights a week.
     
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    Can't blame her for that...
     
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    ...beth cant breath without howard.
     
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    After 15 years, it's getting harder and harder for Howie to keep on convincing himself that Beff is sporting a cock and balls.
     
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