How soon after taking a piss have you shook someone's hand?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Me -2 minutes.
    1. Took a piss
    2. Put junk back in pants
    3. Washed hands.
    4. Back to office
    5. Grabbed file
    6. Met client, shooked her hand. [and she is actually kinda hot, no pics]
     
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    Right now several days but ive done it seconds after.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Ew
     
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    i have taken a piss while shaking someone's habd
     
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    Me-1 minute
    1. Took a piss
    2. Back to office
    3. Met client, shooked her hand.
     
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    This Fucker An Outsider looking in

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    :jj:
     
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    2 second


    Met client

    Shook hands

    Pissed on both hands while shaking
     
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    Damn, thats too bad you had to wash your hands for her :(

    Mexican?
     
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    Immediately? I'm sure I've probably given some five, dab or a handshake right after shaking the piss out my dick.

    I wash my hands while showering or if I can't wipe something off them. More than that is overkill and a waste.
     
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