How still trying to convince himself Beth going out all the time is a good thing

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Robin: "yes howard, most marriages that last are when the couple has their own lives"
    Mark's Friggin'


    "The caller said that he saw a picture of Beth and Whitney Cummings at a Knicks game. He said he saw Whitney licking some guy's face. He said she must be fun. Howard said he had a tough day yesterday. He said that Beth told him they were going out but he didn't know they were going to a game. He said he was kind of jealous when he heard that. He said someone has to pay the bills though. He said the sucker always pays. He said Robin knows what that means. Robin said she's not sure that she does.


    The caller told Howard about Whitney licking some guy's face and he wasn't sure who it was. He said she looked like she was having a good time last night. Howard said they went out to dinner after that game. He said he went to bed. Howard said he thinks he has frequent urination lately. He said it might be psychological. He said he was up at like 10:30 and Beth still wasn't home.
    Howard said he stuck his head out asking of Beth was home. She wasn't there. He said he's battling his urine while Beth is out. He said it's probably good she wasn't home. He said he'd be yelling and screaming to her if she was home."
     
  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    "Howard said he stuck his head out asking of Beth was home. "

    Shouldn't he just have to look in his bed...
     
  3. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Geez....he's in hell with this dingbat
     
  4. Thelma

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    At the same time, I think Howard is resigned to the fact that he's stuck with her.

    At one point he said, "I have fucked some of the most beautiful women on the planet. If I'm not good enough for Beth and there's a better guy out there for her, then I want her to have him. Then I would go find someone else - it would take 10 minutes."



     
  5. F Vick

    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    Would you want to go home to the old Jewish queen?? I'd be out, too
     
  6. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Yeah, sounds like his mind is roasting in hell. Good.
     
  7. larryluncg

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    Sounds like there is trouble in paradise. If he was happy in this marriage he wouldn't be saying shit like that.
     
  8. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Excellent point Thelma. At this point he knows he could never get a beautiful, together woman that is an earner. Just a 40+ yr ode that thinks hosting a Kitten Bowl actually makes her a celebrity.​ :face palm:

    WTF..I am unable to post emoticons!?!
     
  9. Micheal Kenyon

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    He had one of those and didn't know what to do with it. Loser.:lol1:
     
  10. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    But he usually follows up with "Robin…I love her SO much" :giggle:
     
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    Space between face and palm
     
  12. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Those are for platinum VIP members only.
     
  13. Uncle Larry

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    King of All Blacks also chimed in by saying Beth goes out too much - Howard also took his call when KOAB criticized Beth for the romantic pose with Jared on the Mom Caves set. Sounds like KOAB was given some talking points before he was put on the air today.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Yes, he uses KOAB like he uses Dan from Chi.
     
  15. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Actually I post on another forum (no, I will never tell which…) and I can't see the emoticons there either. Maybe b/c I upgraded my OS. I dunno.
     
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    Autocorrect puts a space between face and palm.
     
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    He did admit he's not having a lot of fun and kept repeating "sucker pays" re Beth going out w/o him
     
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    I think Howard's an idiot for marrying a broad who never used a computer for anything but online shopping and checking out celebrity gossip, who prays religiously when he barely believes in any god, and for opposing abortion when he considers it the obvious solution to unwanted pregnancy. But I gotta agree with the "separate lives" thing if the underlying relationship is healthy. My wife has all sorts of interests (theater, music, FaceBook friends, etc) that I have nothing to do with. I enjoy staying the fuck home and doing nothing but watching TV and talkin' shit with all of you assholes (said with love). If she needed me to share in her bullshit, we'd never be together...same goes if I told her she had to sit the fuck home and do nothing with me. I once had a nutjob girlfriend (she's a shrink, now) who actually said the words: "I expect you to suffer through the things I like and put a smile on your face the same way I sit there freezing my ass off at your stupid hockey games with a smile on my face!" That's what most people seem to think and what most couples seem to do and I think that's one reason so many marriages are miserable. Meanwhile, when my wife gets home from her bullshit, she's so happy that I usually get a blowie.
     
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    It certainly does sound like that. I would be concerned if my husband said something like that.
     
  20. Dlist

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    :giggle: He loves to keep saying he is happy that Beth has her own life, but you are right…he said the sucker pays a few times today. Long gone are the Ed Bradley interview days when Beth just kept repeating "Ed, it is ALWAYS about Howard!!!"