How the fuck can you stomach the show anymore??!?!?!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Howards Teeth, Jun 9, 2012.

  1. Howards Teeth

    Howards Teeth New Member

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    popped on here after giving up the show a few months ago... I DL'd one show last week and (as usual for the last couple years) fast forwarded the fuck out of it. It is even worse that it has ever been... not even in a way that you could make fun of or talk about. The proof is in the pudding when half the posts on the front page HERE are about non-show related stuff. This forum has turned into your standard chat room because the Stern show is so incredibly dull and repetitive that even you guys cant' find enough to dissect. I'll probably check in now and then, but I guess I'm just shocked that anyone could sit through this when you've got Comedy Bang Bang, The Bugle, and 9000 other funny and FREE shows.
    AGT talk is shameful. Beth is drab. Benji just turned into an annoying clown, Lisa G is a cunt. WHY DO YOU TORTURE YOURSELVES IF THERE ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THERE TO GET A KICK OUT OF TAKING THE PISS OUT OF???? I might listen to part one and two of 'history' again, and maybe the Billy years, but aside from that there is nothing Howard could do that I would give a shit about... and I listened for 20 years.
     
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    It has basically become the Don Imus show. What a sad twist of fate that Howard has become the very thing he despised. Poor fool.
     
  3. Rufus

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    [h=2]How the fuck can you stomach the show anymore??!?!?![/h]



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  4. Spazzmatazz

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    The fuck are you talking about?
    We have a daily listening thread that gets 1000-1500 posts daily discussing the various ways the show sucks.

    Maybe you oughtta back up ten yards and punt... :c
     
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    habit ..pure & simple
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    I haven't listened to the show in 6 years and have not had internet access here in the Galapagos Island.
    Can someone tell me what is going on?
    Thanks....and don't make a mockery of this....:mad:
     
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    You never told me you were a nun...
     
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    i haven't fessed up to a lotta things ..........and i shan't now
     
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    I have a family of mockingbirds in my tree outside. It's their mockery.

    Seriously, you're in the listening thread every day. Well except for the days you're not, and I picture you shoving your shopping cart a little further down the street.

    BTW, do you still have all those coats? :uscratch:
     
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    Darwin said the shows evolved.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    No need in fessing up now. I mean really, who wants a virgin your age? :buhbye:
     
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    Imus has senators, representatives, major figures from each political party... Even in career free fall, he's got more clout than Howard, Joan rivers, and his withering list of guests.

    Coming soon in June: 3 people you heard last year
    coming soon in July: nobody, we outtie, bitches.
     
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    :mad:
     
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    OK I'm all caught up now.

    -Howard is not shitting.
    -Robin wasn't peeing but now pees into a bag on her hip.
    -Artie can't stop peeing and now pees into a trash can in front of young girls

    :coffee:
     
  15. Howards Teeth

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    Howard's had some very mundane guests in the last years...and the 'big names' are ...big... but not current. When I was a kid/teen Howard was the only person on my list of famous people I'd like to meet. Really... the only one. he weird thing is that I never though HE was funny. The show was funny, but only because of the crew he assembled. I always feel bad for Richard and Sal, who could probably be funnier if given the chance. I can't even imagine what the TV show is like these days! All glinting plastic teeth and hi-res wrinkles.
     
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    Howard's had some very mundane guests in the last years...and the 'big names' are ...big... but not current. When I was a kid/teen Howard was the only person on my list of famous people I'd like to meet. Really... the only one. he weird thing is that I never though HE was funny. The show was funny, but only because of the crew he assembled. I always feel bad for Richard and Sal, who could probably be funnier if given the chance. I can't even imagine what the TV show is like these days! All glinting plastic teeth and hi-res wrinkles.
     
  17. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    5 to 10 years ago, this was the Howard Stern Show:
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    Everyone wanted to ride this train, it was the coolest train around. It had strippers, lesbians, comedians that actually made you laugh, etc.

    Today this is the Howard Stern Show:
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    We keep listening and waiting for something to happen that rarely does.
     
  18. DogStar69

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    I can't stomach it, its unfunny boring drivel. Now the fun is making fun of Shtern on this forum and laughing at was a complete fool Wiggy and his horse have become.
     
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    I'm ashamed that I ever liked the Howard Stern Show. My therapy is to come on here and bash his sorry ass.
     
  20. Spazzmatazz

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    :bigcry: