How to Analyze Your Stools

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  1. dawg

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    Type 1: Stools appear in separate, hard lumps, similar to nuts. Type 1 stools remained in the colon the longest amount of time; a sure sign you’re constipated; most common stools.

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    Type 2: Stools are sausage-like in appearance but lumpy. Indicate toxic constipation and need for intestinal cleansing

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    Type 3 (Normal): Stools come out similar to a sausage but with cracks in the surface.

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    Type 4 (Normal): Stools are smooth and soft in the form of a sausage or snake.

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    Type 5: Stools form soft blobs with clear-cut edges, and easily pass through the digestive system. Soft diarrhea, it may indicate a possible risk for bowel disease; also indicate you are toxic and need regular intestinal cleansing.

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    Type 6: Stools have fluffy pieces with ragged edges. Considered mushy stools, they indicate diarrhea; and that you are toxic and need regular intestinal cleansing.

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    Type 7: Stool is mostly liquid with no solid pieces. Passed quickly through the colon; is indicative of severe diarrhea possibly as a result of a viral or bacterial infection. See a doctor as soon as possible.

    Dr. Group added the following category which is not an original part of the Bristol Stool Scale.

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    Type 8: Stool has a mucous-like consistency, with bubbles and a foul odor (sprayed out). This may indicate unsafe amounts of alcohol and/or recreational drugs.


    Did You Know?

    Experiencing Types 1, 2, 5, 6, 7 or 8 for longer than a month may indicate that you need to perform the 6-Day Advanced Oxygen Colon Cleanse, and then 3 consecutive Liver Gallbladder Cleanses. First, work on removing toxins from your life as much as possible. Be sure to see your healthcare provider for assistance with knowing the root cause of your condition.
    There are many explanations for bowel irregularity and so it's important to be aware of what changes occur in your bowel, and for how long. Your bowel movement's quality can indicate a number of things including the following:

    • Really Foul – may mean too high an intake of animal proteins.
    • Rancid, Foul, & Lingering – means you definitely need to perform a colon cleansing.
    • Mucous Present – may indicate too much unhealthy foods or personal allergens are ingested.
    In general according to the Bristol Stool Scale, the following can be learned:

    • Normal bowels pass Types 3 and 4 twice daily
    • Constipation is indicative of Types 1 and 2
    • Diarrhea is indicative of Types 5, 6 or 7
    The Bristol Stool Scale can be a useful tool in knowing how your bowel movements measure up, in general. Also, it can be a good indicator if you're assessing your progress while performing The Oxygen Colon Cleanse. Don’t ignore anything that your body does. Stools are an indicator of the state of your health and unhealthy stools are trying to get your attention. Pay attention and let the Bristol Stool Scale help you to decipher the message.
     
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    I can honestly say I have never had 1 5 or 6 ever. I have had a couple of number 2s once where I felt violated after walking out of the bathroom:cshocked:
     
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    This is too complicated for me -- please PM your address, and I'll send some samples down in tomorrow's post. :D
     
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    Very informative article I must say :hat:
     
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    When I analyze stool, I find that one can learn much more from taste than by visual inspection.
     
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    #6, 7 and 8 every god damn day... 1-3 times a day. God hates me.
     
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    :shitbricks: Very interesting but I hardly look at my shit. It's a fucking mess.
     
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    I take pictures of my shit regularly to share with fellow sick friends. Anyone want to see what God has cursed me with?
     
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    I thought this thread was gonna be about Baba Booey
     
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    Been trying to upload/post from my phone with no luck.. I will post tomorrow :D
     
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    I just had a #4 with corn.