Entertainment How to commit the perfect murder

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Anyone tried these techniques?

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  2. PI Nate

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    Make it appear a random street crime, use a weapon you dispose of immediately, along with all of your clothing.
     
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    Yeah I've tried a few times they work
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I'd have no interest in killing a random person, so no goo for me. If you can't commit a random murder and get away with it, you're a dumbo. Kill someone you know and better yet, don't like, and get away with that. Now that's a challenge.
     
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    step one.. do not start a thread about how to murder
     
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    for wives, pool, hot tub and alcohol
     
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    No really you need to lure someone the victim away from all kinds of technology by exploiting some kind of weakness (drugs, pussy ect).
     
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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    I recommend printing up the graphic and hanging it in the cubicle of the asshole at work.
     
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    Crucifixion :bigthink
     
  11. SomerSky

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    85% of hit and runs in NYC go UN solved.....
    Just sayin....
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    There's always the frozen leg of lamb trick. Beat the person dead with it, then cook it and eat the evidence.

    Saw it on an episode of "Wings" :)
     
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    Why not cook and eat the victim as well?
     
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    This would not work down south.

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    Good point! If OJ can do it, so can I!
     
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    Just don't be dumb ad give them an excuse to put you away for something else later.
     
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    Never have a thread about committing the perfect murder on your hard drive.
    :nono:
     
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    kill a whore Joel Rifkin admitted to murders the police didn't even know occurred!
     
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    if you get away with it don't try it again
    dammit don't go for three.forensic files
     
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