How to crack a egg

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  1. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Doh! :doh: I've been hitting it with a hammer.










































    :rs:

    No but really.



    That's not how I do it. I always make a mess. I'm gonna give this method a shot.


    [video=youtube;Is5qnn2mjuM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is5qnn2mjuM[/video]
     
  2. banksy

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    the only question i have is how the fuck are YOU cracking eggs if not like this?
     
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    FOXXXONE wut?

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    Why is there a video explaining how to crack an egg ? Who in the fuck needs that ?
     
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    and they couldn't find anyone without some schmoopy looking hand tattoo?
     
  5. Bro

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    Like an idiot I hold the egg in one hand and strike it with a butter knife to open the shell. Then pry it apart. No shells less than 50% of the time.

    It never occurred to me until now that there might be a youtube that tells me how to properly crack an egg. I can't wait to try it tomorrow.
     
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    An egg. Dolt.
     
  7. banksy

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    you never watched a cooking show and saw this feat performed correctly?

    or maybe in a movie?

    damn bro. That's just odd.
     
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    I crack it against the side of the stove FTW. :woot:
     
  9. banksy

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    completely acceptable

    but I've NEVER seen someone take a knife to an egg.

    it's un-American.

    that settles it. Bro is a communist.
     
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    They didnt say rinse the egg first :eek: you know where eggs come from?
     
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    from cartons

    duh

    you're about as bright as bro, bubs
     
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    City bubs :rolleye:
     
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    You have been featured in an RH Goatcabin Quote.
     
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    :yay:
    You just made my day!
     
  16. banksy

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    so was i

    still bros as far as I know goat :dontknow:

    although these days its more fashionable to say "bubs"
     
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    When I worked at McDonalds I could crack 2 at a time

    No shell :cool:
     
  18. Bro

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    Every cooking show they crack the egg with one hand. Baby steps.
     
  19. Bro

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    Talented.
     
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    im not big on punctuation or spelling around here, but the a before a vowel word really fookin chaps my ass for some reason.