How To Crash A Database

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Especially December 2011 threads with over 321k posts.

    Give the site a nice little freshening douche for 2016.

    :smile:
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Let's rename this thread "How To Crash A Database".
     
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  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    OK, sounds good to me. :smile:
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    done
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    :dance:

    I made my point.
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    ssshhh, if you listen carefully, you can hear the sobbing all the way over here.

    :giggle:
     
  7. walleyeslayer2

    walleyeslayer2 "It's not rocket surgery" VIP

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    ^^^^^^
     
  8. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    1. Merge the Stern and Bar forums
    2. Outlaw daily hangout threads and these ponderous gargantuan threads
    3.
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    5. Profit
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    This thread does NOT deliver.
     
  10. walleyeslayer2

    walleyeslayer2 "It's not rocket surgery" VIP

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    Right
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What the f is going on?
     
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  12. walleyeslayer2

    walleyeslayer2 "It's not rocket surgery" VIP

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    You may be right. Explain yourself......
     
  13. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    It's all a part of my big plan for when Dawg makes me a full partner. This place is gonna buzz.
     
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    Let an Asian drive one?


    What is this about now?
     
  15. FunnyFarm2

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    If the forums merged, there would be too many threads in one place.
     
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  16. walleyeslayer2

    walleyeslayer2 "It's not rocket surgery" VIP

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    Oh..... RIGHT!
     
  17. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    No, there would be a small subforum where ONLY Stern threads could be posted. Right now, the Stern forum is just the Bar with Howard threads.
     
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  18. walleyeslayer2

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    I say get rid of the Howard part.
     
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  19. Mr Sinister

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    i heard rumblings of this before i left staff
     
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  20. Gitfiddle

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    Contrary to what you probably heard, the site will remain 'Dawgshed' and not 'Gitfiddle's Garage'.
     
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