It's simple. Just contact Brad Grey(the CEO of Paramount pictures) and have a best friend who is a physician. Ok? Got that? Then you have millions of dollars in your bank account to pay for a "team" of people. One of which is hired just to call and dumb things down for you so you understand what's going on. Then go to one of the best hospitals in the world and get treatment. You won't have to worry about a pesky insurance company telling you no on any of this stuff because you just get your boss to pay cash for all this shit, you know. We all have a boss that's worth $500 million dollars and is willing to part with it to save your sorry ass. Then you get an ISDN line installed in your house and work from home for over a year. Easy Peasy. Now get on that.