How to Fart in Public and Get Away with It

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Stan Beeman, Dec 18, 2015.

  1. Stan Beeman

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    Thread of the year
     
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    GLguygardner "That guy's the drizzling shits!" VIP Gold

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    Oh jesus:jackoff:
     
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    The average person farts only 14 times a day? That seems a little light.
     
  6. Stan Beeman

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    :funny:
     
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    I love those vids...hilarious
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I was cracking up at one I posted of a guy eating baking soda and vinegar.
     
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  10. Stan Beeman

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    where?
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I hit my quota before I sit up in bed each morning.
     
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    holy shit...

    I've tried the cinnamon challenge - I didn't pass
     
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    Rip it silently, then walk away.

    People will walk through yer fart and not realize it until it's too late.

    Sometimes I stand nearby and watch their reactions.

    :c:
     
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    This is why ISIS will win o_O
     
  16. Stan Beeman

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    ahhhhhh ha ha
     
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