How to get fucked (hard) at your local dealer. (srs)

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Dude comes in on Monday and says he wants to buy a pick up to pull his new boat. He's pretty sure he wants the new EcoBoost 6cyl twin turbo F-150 so our salesman feels him out a bit and asks about the size of his boat and quickly deduces he needs more than a 1/2 ton. Well the guy drives the 6.7 turbo diesel F-350 and he loves it, but he's a bit leery of the price (57k) AND his buddy says a 1/2 ton should be fine. So, off he goes to drive other pick ups before he commits.

    Fast forward a week and same dude pulls in in a brandy ass new lifted Toyota Tundra and wants the same salesman... long story short, the salesman at Toyota totally assured the guy that the Tundra is a 1/2 ton in name only. He actually told this guy that it will out pull ANY 3/4 ton on the market today and the guys at Ford are trying to fuck him. :jj: Turns out they never even asked how big his boat is before they guaranteed his new Toyota could pull the Queen Elizabeth up any hill. IT CAN"T. Dude had to tow his 35ft Nordic up a 15 mile 8000ft grade in 4 low at 7 miles an hour. :rofl:

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    He traded his shiny new 1 week old Tundra in on that same F-350 (not before towing with it first this time) and he took a $20,000 dollar FUCKING on the trade. :jj:

    The salesman from Toyota refuses to take his calls or speak with him. :jj:

    Anybody want a 'new' Tundra CHEAP? I'd want to take a long look at the fluid in both differentials and the transfer case... but that's just me.
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenance job and he started working on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ gangly wrench. Just then, this little apprentice leaned over and said, “You can’t work on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ wrench.†Well this infuriated the supervisor, so he went and got Volume 14 of the Kinsley manual, and he reads to him and says, “The Langstrom 7″ wrench can be used with the Findlay sprocket.†Just then, the little apprentice leaned over and said, “It says sprocket not socket!
     
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  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I had to leave... I couldn't make eye contact with the guy and not die laughing.
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I wouldn't be able too either what a tard
     
  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Our owner even met with the guy and told him the best thing he could possibly do is look for somebody to trade with or try to sell his Toyota outright but they stuffed him HARD on his super clean trade in. :rofl:
     
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    When's the new Fusion gonna be in dealers

    Wife wants one
     
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    Eric Cartman New Member Banned User

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    Those fucking corn dogs look delicious!
     
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    lulz
     
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    They keep saying this summer so it's gotta be soon. I did get to see one and it's an absolutely gorgeous car.
     
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    saw one 2 weeks ago,i snapped a picture,it had manufactuers plates on it.
    nice Aston Martin type grill.
     
  12. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I doubt many people read this thread but it was the funniest thing I've seen in my 22 years in this business hands down. Poor bastard looked like beaten dog when he left the finance office. :facepalm:
     
  13. Mack

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    Yeah, the Ford reps are hitting the dealerships in them to show them off.
     
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    The guys first mistake was buying a boat.
     
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  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Dude inherited a pile of cash and blew it all in a month from the sounds of it.
     
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    do you know his lot price he paid for :asian: toyota
     
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    he must be related to my wife
     
  20. Lemmy

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    The dude deserves the fucking he got. You should have your mind made up on the car/truck you want/need before even stepping foot into a dealership. I have yet to walk into a dealership to buy a car/truck i was interested in where the salesman knew more about the vehicle than I did. If you let a salesman talk you into something without doing your own research you are a retard.
     
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