how to get out of a ticket

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  1. zhukov

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Not watching cuntface
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    da fuck


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    My sister has gotten out of countless tickets by crying. She can turn it on the instant she sees the blue lights.
     
  5. zhukov

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    yer loss fat fuck
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No you're fat
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Chriza is fatter

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  8. zhukov

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    fatter, dumber, uglier, and did I mention he's a gerbil assed faggit?

    maybe I did
     
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    5/5 .. would laugh again
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Prove it :munch:
     
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    Not clicking, Toucan Sam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:
     
  12. zhukov

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    I saw this fall outta yer ass the other day

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  13. zhukov

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    fuck you geek no one cares
     
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    Wrong answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    :kitty:



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    [​IMG] Alert!
     
  20. zhukov

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    laughing at yer own jokes again, dipshit?
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